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  1. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 10:33am UTC
    If love isn’t a game,
    then why are there so many players?

  2. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 10:47am UTC
    him: what do you want for christmas
    me: you

  3. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    when i speak the words "i want you" i speak the words of truth,
    please dont say "yes your dreaming",
    because ill ive ever truely wanted was to be with you.
    your everything ive ever wanted, in every single way.
    the hardest thing in life, is taking the breath to stay.
    i know im worth somthing, i just havent found it yet.
    but i know your somthing, somthing worth waiting.
    these words arnt easy to say. i want you just once,
    even for a single week, it would be the best week of my life.
    id take a bullet in your name, your worth way more
    than the single death of me.
    --lazy with colorrs
    --mikey wrote thiiiis
    ---</3

  4. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 12:34pm UTC
    For you to love me like
    i love you is like
    nailing jelllo to
    a tree impossible

  5. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2009 1:15am UTC
    Funny conversations with jake #5
    Me: ughh shes so stupid. shes not texting back.. only losers go to bed a t midnight!
    Jake: i kno right!
    Me: lol. are you still a reptar?!
    Jake: yea and i always will be
    Shane: i kno i dont kno you but you and that laura girl should go out just saying:]
    Katie: shes dating someone
    Shane: never stopped me
    Katie: what
    Shane: you can date 2 people at once is what im tryin to say
    Katie: well that would be rude
    Me:well guess what they are friends, and i wouldnt do that lol
    Shane: sure whatever well you 2 should date is my point i g2g
    Jake: theres nothing wrong with tht like shane said but ik her bf and i dont wanna go out with her
    Me: lol yea what jake saidd

  6. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2009 12:51am UTC
    Funny conversations with jake #4
    Me: and who do u like? i wont tell anyone.
    Jake: tht red panda at the zoo hes so kool and we have the same
    birthday

  7. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 11:47pm UTC
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  8. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 11:42pm UTC
    Funny conversations with jake #2
    Jake: i am reptar! rawrr
    Me: Coool!!!!
    Jake: yup! im reptar!
    Me: lol. youve told me twice times now!
    Jake: I AM REPTAR!
    me: lmao
    Comment/favoritee

  9. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 11:34pm UTC
    Funny conversations with jakee #1
    Me: hey
    Jake: IM A REPTAR
    Me: i thought you were a ninja dog
    Jake: Thats so yesterday
    haha..
    comment.favorite

  10. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 11:37am UTC
    100 hearts would be to few
    to carry all my love for you
    <33

  11. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 8:05pm UTC
    I AM STRONG BECAUSE IM WEAK
    I AM BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE I KNOW MY FLAWS
    I AM A LOVER BECAUSE IM A FIGHTER
    I AM FEARLESS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN AFRAID
    I AM WISE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN FOOLISH
    AND
    I LAUGH BECAUSE I`VE KNOWN SADNESS
    WWW.MYSPACE.COM

  12. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    YES I DO.
    threaten my computer
    tell the tv what to do
    yell at my hairbrush
    and talk to things
    that cant talk back
    and you still love me
    www.myspace.com

  13. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 10:47pm UTC
    HUGS NOT DRUGS!!
    AND
    CRACK IS WACK!!
    *IF YOU AGREE FAVORITE!

  14. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    Is
    .M.I.L.E.Y.
    trying to tell everyone to put deoderant on
    I put my hands up there playing my song butterflies fly away
    WTFF?
    *saw it somewhere and loved it.
    this is a good song to
    party in th usa- miley cyrus

  15. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 10:14pm UTC
    Have you ever noticedd..
    When you are on aim
    and you dont set a status
    message it says available.
    i mean im not that desperate.
    i just loggedd on aim and noticedd thiss.
    Favoritee//commentt

  16. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 6:32pm UTC
    i blamee AT&T for
    alcoholism
    "more bars in more places"
    Not minnee

  17. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 2:34pm UTC
    Never frown cause you never know
    who will bein love with your smile
    * Favorite or comment

  18. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 9:26pm UTC
    I have........
    O.T.D.
    [[Obsessive.Texting.Disorder]]
    **Favorite or Comment
    **Credit to skittlesXP94

  19. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 11:11am UTC
    shush girl
    shut your lips
    do the helen keller and
    talk with your hips
    *if you like this song favorite it
    ** 3oh!3

  20. xmonkey1996x xmonkey1996x
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 12:49pm UTC
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