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xjaseyrae
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September 25, 2012 9:35pm UTC

oH MY GOD I AM FREAKING THE F*CK OUT CASSADEE POPE ON THE VOICE MY QUEEN. f*ck. god i cried so hard when she came out. i am so d*mn proud of her and ive been supporting her every step of the way. team blake. always.

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 10:07pm UTC

say it with me now
emotional
abuse
is
still
abuse
do not f*cking tell me someone with abusive parents "had it easy" just because the abuse wasn't physical or sexual
just don't

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xjaseyrae
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September 20, 2012 9:38pm UTC

OH HOLY F*CK NOAH PUCKERMAN MY BABY I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH HFS HFS HFS ILY BABE.

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xjaseyrae
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September 18, 2012 10:08pm UTC

when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
when dementors want to kiss you: everthING GETS COLD AND ICY AND FROZEN AND YOU FEEL AS IF THERE IS NO F*CKING HAPPINESS LEFT IN THE WORLD AND THEN YOU F*CKING RUN B*TCH RUN FOR YOUR SOUL

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xjaseyrae
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September 13, 2012 10:17pm UTC

screams screams dksk s screamd glee tho ofg ok i fjcking love you lea michele and i dont like u marley sorry not but yeah finall sigh this show feels lik home to me

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 4:57pm UTC

=
i'm byesexual.
as in 'i don't like you, bye'

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 4:32pm UTC

ok so pretty much my dorm roomate robin's boyfriend is hitting on me biiiiiiiiiig time and i have no idea what to do because i love robin she's a perfect sweet little angel and i don't want her to like be mad at ME bc her boyfriend's scum heLP ME PLS

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 4:01pm UTC

hey, here's an idea.
instead of writing a fluffy word on your arm, why doesn't everyone just stop being such c*nts to everyone i think that might slow down the suicide rate just maybe.

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 11:23am UTC

Teacher: If you had 10 concert tickets and I took 9 away, what would you have?
Me: 10 concert tickets and a dead body.

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 9:06pm UTC

looking for places in canada to move to in case romney wins the election

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:33pm UTC

school sucks
I know
I left my homework by the stairs
I’ll fail the test but who cares?
say it ain’t so
I’ll not go
turn my alarm off
I’d rather stay home

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 7:27pm UTC

sup b*tches im back. i literally originally made the decision to leave witty because i thought i wouldn't have time to get on much because im trying to prepare for college (starts sept 20th) but surprisingly, i have ALOT of spare time now. so do me a favor, leave me commentsssss? id really really really love that. i'll change my icon back later but in the meanwhile talk to me boo.

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July 10, 2012 1:44am UTC

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 12:53am UTC

i'm that yellow starburst that no one ever wants

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 11:00pm UTC

you could be pre-occupied,
different dick every night.
nmf/nmq

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July 6, 2012 7:40pm UTC

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xjaseyrae
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July 3, 2012 1:49am UTC

OMFG HELP GUYS I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I WANT SELENA GOMEZ'S PERFUME FOR MY BIRTHDAY OR TAYLOR SWIFT'S OMFG HELP.

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 10:25pm UTC

format-xjaseyrae LEAVE THIS HERE OR U DIE.
i'm what time and consequence have made me
3, 2, 1,heres come the fireworks, baby.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: xjaseyrae

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 6:28pm UTC

idk if i made a quote about this already but yeah so last night i asked my brother to get me something to drink and he handed me a bottle black raspberry sparkling water my fAVE so i wasn't really paying attention and i didn't realize that it was frozen so i opened it and it exploded everywhere all over my face and hair and clothes and all in my eye and i'm pretty sure i'm blind in my left eye now yep all over some raspberry sparkling water xxx

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xjaseyrae
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:04am UTC

I FOUND THE F*CKING JALEX FANFIC THAT I READ LIKE A YEAR AGO AND I'VE BEEN WANTING TO RE READ EVER SINCE I FOUND IT OMFG I'M SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA PRAISE JESUS THANK YOU

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