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xjaseyrae

1. xjaseyrae
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2012 1:36am UTC
   Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. He was wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, his autograph book was princesses, etc. And there was a grown man teasing him about "being gay". A grown man.
   Peter Pan likes to hang around the Adventureland bridge and he happened upon that scene. Not liking what he saw, especially from a grown up, he spoke up: "Excuse me, sir, but I am about to give you some advice that I never tell anyone:
   Grow Up."
   .
   -tumblr
   
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2. xjaseyrae
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   November 25, 2012 6:24am UTC
   .
   you can't go to bed without
   a cup of tea
   and maybe that's the reason that
   you talk in your sleep
   and all those conversations are
   the secrets that i keep
   though it makes no sense to
   to me
   .
   Format by Breeze
   Lyrics belong to 1D
   
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3. xjaseyrae
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   November 25, 2012 5:26am UTC
   WOW CHRISTMAS PROFILE EDITING IS SO FUN LOOK SANTA POPS OUT OF MY CURSOR HAT WHEN YOU HOVER OVER LINKS I LOVE THIS I LOVE CHRISTMAS HFAWFH
   
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4. xjaseyrae
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   November 25, 2012 5:19am UTC
   working on winter/christmas-ifying my profile holla. i'll finish it tomorrow, along with adding fun christmas music by bands yay. (:
   
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5. xjaseyrae
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   November 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   wow so on a list of things that are not ok
   the movie red dawn was not ok
   
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6. xjaseyrae
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   November 20, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   cassadee blake pope. i have never been prouder to call you my favorite singer in my entire life. you truly are one of a kind, and you deserve every single word of praise that you've been given lately. i am confident that you will win this competition. you are literally THE sweetest girl i have ever met, and you are my role model. i love you with every piece of me, even though you probably dont even remember me, im just one of the millions of faces that youve seen. never forget that you have millions of fans who love and adore you. you're going places, baby girl. sigh i love you. (sorry if this was gay but oh my god i love her so much she is my queen.)
   
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7. xjaseyrae
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   November 16, 2012 3:01am UTC
   CARLISLE LOST HIS HEAD
   I LOST MY MIND
   
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8. xjaseyrae
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   November 13, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   so basically my baby cousin (tara aw ily) she doesnt have a witty and her mom wont let her make one for some UNGODLY reason but she wanted me to come on here and ask all of yall if someone wante to do a roleplay with her? like youd both play your own self and youd have a love interest blah blah blah. anywhore, anyone wanna do it? comment me and ill give you her IM woo.
   
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9. xjaseyrae
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   November 11, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   oh, resistance
   is useless.
   just two kids
   stupid and fearless.
   
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10. xjaseyrae
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    November 8, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    wow glee will literally be the end of my life ok this show will be the death of jasey nicole koval bye guys
    
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11. xjaseyrae
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    November 8, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    my mother asked if i was doing cocaine now that im off and away at college and i was like "yes i snorted cocaine off jack barakats v lines last weekend and then i took body shots with harry styles" and shE ISNT TALKING TO ME NOW OHMY GOD SHE THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS IM DEAD OK
    
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12. xjaseyrae
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    November 5, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    everyone call 1 (866) 856-8305 and vote for Cassadee Pope please
    
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13. xjaseyrae
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    November 5, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    for those of you have read the book Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, do you think you could help me? my younger sister is doing a project on it and she needs to find 6 songs that remind her of it (ive never read it so yeah) thanks in advance! (:
    
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14. xjaseyrae
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    November 3, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    wow. i like some of one directions music but this sh*t has gotten too out of hand. 'directioners' or what the f*ck ever make me sick. they need to control their fans tbh.
    
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15. xjaseyrae
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    November 1, 2012 5:27pm UTC
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16. xjaseyrae
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    October 21, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    I only weighed 6 pounds when i was born look at me now I really let myself go
    
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17. xjaseyrae
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    October 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    ok i know this is really weird
    but if the opportunity presented itself
    i would so go lesbian for christina aguilera
    i mean look at her
    like watch burlesque
    and tell me she isn't the hottest girl like ever
    i am so straight but xtiNA LIKE SHES SO HOT
    ok anyways comment this and tell me someone you'd go lesbian for
    i'd also go les for tay jardine. and LIGHTS. ok tell me who youd go les for go. x
    
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18. xjaseyrae
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    September 27, 2012 10:43pm UTC
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19. xjaseyrae
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    September 27, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Demi Lovato: I have an eating disorder.
    Everyone: oh my gawd stay strong bby ily x
    Any person ever: I have an eating disorder.
    Everyone: oh my gawd stay strong bby ily x
    Lady Gaga: I have an eating disorder
    Everyone: ew wtf is wrong with you freak you're like the antichrist get away from me
    tbh this is sickening. what makes gaga different from anyone else?
    
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20. xjaseyrae
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    September 26, 2012 7:41am UTC
    i hate dorm room showers omg
    like i cant find a good water temperature
    its either between being naked in antarctica
    or having satan come out of the shower drain and lick my back seductively
    
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