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xilysmticeex

1. xilysmticeex
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 4:29am UTC
   "2012"
   So what if we are
   all going to so call "die"
   I still think it's going to
   be a better year then
   "2011"
   
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2. xilysmticeex
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   December 28, 2011 4:07am UTC
   Dear Boyfriends,
   Are you jelly that I touch your Girlfriends Boobs every single day?
   If not you should be.
   Love Bra
   
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3. xilysmticeex
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   December 28, 2011 3:44am UTC
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4. xilysmticeex
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   November 23, 2011 4:55am UTC
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5. xilysmticeex
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   October 28, 2011 7:55am UTC
   We found love in a hopeless place
   
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6. xilysmticeex
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   October 21, 2011 4:21am UTC
   STOPBEINGSOATTRACTIVE
   you're distracting me ♥
   
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7. xilysmticeex
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   October 14, 2011 5:41am UTC
   It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
   
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8. xilysmticeex
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   October 14, 2011 5:32am UTC
   w e a l l a c t l i k e s o m e o n e
   w e ' r e n o t
   
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9. xilysmticeex
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   October 11, 2011 2:59am UTC
   INVISIBLE
   
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10. xilysmticeex
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    October 11, 2011 2:54am UTC
    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from ..
    
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11. xilysmticeex
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    October 11, 2011 2:45am UTC
    Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
    ♥
    
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12. xilysmticeex
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 6:05am UTC
    I love him, O yes I do,
    He's for me, not for you,
    And if by chance you take my place,
    I'll take my fist and smash your face
    
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13. xilysmticeex
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    October 10, 2011 5:54am UTC
    I'm sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice
    ♥
    ♥
    
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14. xilysmticeex
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    October 10, 2011 5:20am UTC
    ████████████████████████████
    Ohh you hate me, well i'm pretty sure you haven't even talked to me
    ████████████████████████████
    
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15. xilysmticeex
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    October 8, 2011 7:43am UTC
    Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!
    
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16. xilysmticeex
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    October 8, 2011 7:24am UTC
    Cool story bro
    It changed my life.
    
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17. xilysmticeex
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    October 7, 2011 7:57am UTC
    My Heart s♥
    A stereo. It beats for you
    So listen...
    Close
    
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18. xilysmticeex
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    October 5, 2011 4:32am UTC
    THIS DOG, IS DOG, A DOG, GOOD DOG, WAY DOG,
    TO DOG, KEEP DOG, AN DOG, IDIOT DOG,
    .....BUSY DOG, FOR DOG, 20 DOG, SECOND DOG.....
    NOW READ WITHOUT THE WORD DOG
    
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19. xilysmticeex
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:23am UTC
    I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
    
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20. xilysmticeex
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:13am UTC
    Putting the laughter back into Manslaughter.
    
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