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xiloveyou5x

1. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 8:22pm UTC
   Adults always say
   "You can do whatever you want! The Sky is the Limit"
   But when I was a kid, I wanted to be an Astronaut..
   Thanks for ruining my dreams! ..:PJK
   
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2. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   You know you have a best friend when...
   they find out everything about you...
   XPand are still your friend XP
   
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3. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 1:02pm UTC
   You are the the:
   Peanut to my Butter
   Coco to my Puffs
   Jelly to my Donut
   Fudge to my Brownies
   Chocolate to my Chip
   the Witty to my Profiles
   I could go on forever...
   but I'm too tired. GOODNIGHT :)
   i don't like the ending.. ;p
   
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4. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 12:37pm UTC
   -20 minutes left in class, the teacher is making you do word searches because she doesn't have anything planned for the day-
   *you walk up to the teacher at her desk*
   you: may I go to the bathroom
   teacher: can you wait til class is over?
   (rlly?)
   
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5. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 12:19pm UTC
   The morning when you wake up
   but try to go back to sleep
   because you were having a good dream.
   Fave if this ever happened to you ;)
   
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6. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 11:11am UTC
   I love the way you laugh,
   I love the way you smile,
   I love the way you look at me.
   but the one thing I hate,
   is that we will never be together. "/
   This isn't just a white space.
   
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7. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 10:34am UTC
   I'm pretty, but I'm also the weirdest girl you will ever meet.
   maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend...:p
   
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8. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 10:15am UTC
   *phone rings*
   you: Hello?
   prank caller: Is your refrigerator running?
   you: No, it's broken.
   prank caller:.......
   ;p
   
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9. xiloveyou5x
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 10:42pm UTC
   My name is Phillis and I am a drug addict.
   PHILLIS GET OFF THE DINNER TABLE!!
   
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10. xiloveyou5x
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    Seeing is deceiving.
    Dreaming is believing.
    
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