Forget turtles,
I love broccoli,
they just sit there like
"Hey
I'm a broccoli,
I'm just gonna sit here
pretending to be a miniature tree,
I know my colours
aren't quite right
for a tree
but
I don't mind
because I'm easy-going.
Doesn't matter if you don't want to eat me, it's all cool,
I'm not that nice anyway,
and I'm content practising
my tree pose"