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1. xalysonx
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2004 8:57pm UTC
   There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She
   opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the
   machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for
   Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed
   the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several
   minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh! I'm still winning!"
   not mine .. thought it was funny
   lol
   aaaaaallllllyyyyyyssssssoooooonnnnnn «33
   
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2. xalysonx
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2004 8:56pm UTC
   i try to laugh - b u t - cry instead .. patiently
   wait to hear tHe words you`ve [n e v e r] said
   - maroon 5
   arial size 8 lines it all up
   aaaaaalll;llyyyyyyssssssoooooonnnnnn «33
   
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3. xalysonx
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2004 1:33pm UTC
   never follow i
   
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4. xalysonx
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2004 9:03pm UTC
   A blonde is down on her luck so she decides to kidnap a kid for some extra cash. So she goes to the playground grabs a kid and says "I've kidnapped you!" and starts to write the following note ..
   "I've kidnapped your kid! Put $10,000 in a bag and put it under the maple tree in the park by noon or else! Signed, a blonde."
   and than she pinned the note to the kid and sent him home.
   The next day she checks under the maple tree and sure enough a bag with $10,00 was there with a note that said ..
   "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
   `*-» aLysOn
   
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5. xalysonx
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2004 8:54pm UTC
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   n0t heRe ... bBw x0 [your initials here] 8-)
   `*-» aLysOn
   
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6. xalysonx
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2004 8:51pm UTC
   nO gUy is [w o R t h] yOur teaRs but
   » tHere is nOthing wroNg with cryiNg
   put it in tahoma .. it lines up
   `*-» aLysOn
   
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