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1. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 20, 2009 5:32pm UTC
   NO,
   Mr. Waiter.
   You may NOT take my phone to make room
   for my plate.
   I can do that myself, thank you.
   haha. actually happened to me.
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   December 20, 2009 4:53pm UTC
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3. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 20, 2009 4:41pm UTC
   B L A C K
   i s a b l a n k
   c a n v a s
   hahahaha - cecemariexoxo09
   FUNNY =D
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4. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 8, 2009 6:12pm UTC
   Her prince finally came to save her,
   ♥
   a n d t h e r e s t y o u c a n
   f i g u r e o u t .
   - "Brick By Boring Brick"
   Paramore
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5. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 6, 2009 3:09pm UTC
   Every time you smile,
   I smile . . .
   And every time you shine,
   \\\***///
   I'll SHINE for you.
   ///***\\\
   -Taylor Swift, "Jump Then Fall"
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6. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 3, 2009 10:06pm UTC
   Just a thought ...
   Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious . . .
   What does it REALLY mean?
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7. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 3, 2009 9:33pm UTC
   Life gets easier as it gets harder . . .
   But HOW MUCH can you handle?
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8. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 3, 2009 8:23pm UTC
   This is a true story ... no joke .... it really happened to me.
   One day me and my two friends decided to walk from a party to the nearby Dunkin Donuts.
   We bought drinks and donuts and ate the donuts on the way back.
   Once we got back to the area where our friends were, one of our other friends asks us, "Oh! Where did you guys go?"
   The three of us looked at each other curiously, since DUNKIN DONUTS was plastered all over our plastic cups from our drinks.
   We then said,"Harmons," just to see where this conversation would go.
   "Oh, really?"
   "Yeah. There's a Dunkin Donuts in there?"
   "NO WAY! SERIOUSLY?!"
   "Sure, honey, sure."
   It's just funny how she believed us the whole time! We tell other people this, and they also believe it.
   HILARIOUS!
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9. x_jaclinari_x
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   December 3, 2009 7:53pm UTC
   A friend is someone who helps you clean up the mess you've made after you've spilled some soda.
   A best friend is someone who points, laughs, and says,"Oh my gosh. You're such a clutz!"
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    December 3, 2009 7:33pm UTC
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11. x_jaclinari_x
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    December 3, 2009 6:56pm UTC
    Biology KILLS me ....
    And it's ironic because it's the study of life.
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