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  1. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school??
    [ ] Gotten a referral
    [ x ]Gotten detention
    [x]Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
    [ ]Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 3
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 6
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [] i've done that a lot for geometry skipped class at least 1 time
    [ ] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 7
    [ x ] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 11
    [ x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called people during school hours
    [x ] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [ x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 16
    [ x ] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [] Didnt take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didnt go
    [x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 18
    [ ] Slept in class
    [] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [ ] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [ ] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 18
    now times this by 3......
    54% hated.haha.
    Updated from last time

  2. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 1:01pm UTC
    WhY bOys gO oUt wiTh giRls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    aDviCe...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
    KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...

  3. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 12:24pm UTC
    -thanks amanda,
    for being there
    for me last night
    and sticking up for me
    your my life saver-

  4. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    luisa(7:31:05 PM): omg i LUVVV it
    amanda (7:31:08 PM): hah
    luisa (7:31:19 PM): (omg i just sounded lik wheezy frum dragon tales!!)
    amanda (7:32:02 PM): omg i think tht was the most funniest thing u have everrrrr said to me
    luisa (7:32:08 PM): haha
    luisa (7:32:43 PM): i luv dat show

  5. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    why be taken?
    when your single you can
    stare at hot guys !
    Y♥Y♥

  6. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: luisa
    Nick Name: wheezy
    Age: 12
    Birthday: July 16
    Birthplace: new york
    Current Location: My computer room
    Eye Color: Brown
    Hair Color: Brunette and blonde
    Height: 5'3''
    Weight: 124
    Lefty or Righty: Righty
    Zodiac Sign: Cancer
    Drive: nope
    Favs:
    Color: green
    Number: 16,7,14
    Band: ALOT
    Music: All sorts
    TV Show: a haunting
    Movie: twilight
    Kind Of Movie: horror
    Cartoon: family guy
    Sport: baseball
    Fast Food: wendy's
    Food : all
    Ice Cream: vanilla
    Cereal: frosted mini wheats
    Candy: Reeses
    Drink: Dr.Pepper
    Quote: "yo"
    Do You:
    Have Any Siblings: Yes
    Have Any Pets: 3 dogs
    Have A Job: nope
    Have A Cell Phone: Yup
    Have Any Fears: YES
    Have a favorite team: yankees
    Have a favorite holiday: birthday or halloween
    Sing In The Shower: no
    Want To Go To College: Yeah
    Get Along With Your Parents: Hardly
    Have Any Tattoos: Not yet
    Swear: On occasion
    Love:
    Ever Been In Love: nope
    Cheated: Hell no
    Single: sadly
    In A Relationship: no
    Have A Crush On Someone: duhh
    Been Dumped: No
    Dumped Someone: nope
    This Or That:
    Fruit Or Veggies: Fruit
    Black Or White: neither i lik gray
    Lights On Or Off: Off
    TV Or Movie: Movie
    Cash Or Check: Cash
    Rock Or Rap: Rap
    Chocolate Or Vanilla: Vanilla
    French Toast Or French Fries: French taost
    Strawberries Or Blueberries: Strawberries
    Cookies Or Muffins: muffins
    Winter Or Spring Break: Spring
    Hugs Or Kisses: kisses
    Have You Ever:
    Danced In Public: Yeah
    Smiled For No Reason: Yea
    Laughed So Hard You Cried: Yes
    Talked To A Stranger: duhh lik who hasnt
    Partied Till The Sun Came Up: Yea
    Gotten A Ticket: No
    Been Arrested: Nope
    Been Convicted Of A Crime: No
    Been In A Wreck: no
    Been Out Of The Country: No
    Random And Silly Junk:
    Ever TP'd Someones House: nope
    Egged: No
    How Many Laguages Do You Speak: 2
    Who Do You Compare Yourself To: myself
    Ever Regret Anything: A couple things
    Like Being Tickled: umm, sometimes
    What Are Your Goals: idk i got alot
    Are Your Fingers Tired: No
    Tired Of This Survey: No
    Happy Now: Never

  7. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 5:25pm UTC
    happyearthdayhappyearthda
    yhappyearthdayhappyearthd
    ayhappyearthdayhappyearth
    dayhappyearthdayhappyeart
    hdayhappyearthdayhappyear
    thdayhappyearthdayhappyea
    rthdayhappyearthdayhappye
    arthdayhappyearthdayhappy
    earthdayhappyearthdayhapp
    yearthdayhappyearthdayhap
    HAPPY EARTH DAY 4-22-2009!
    GO GREEN!!
    not mine

  8. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 5:18pm UTC
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  9. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 5:15pm UTC
    luv dis convo!!!
    me (5:03:58 PM): hey omg i no how 2 make a sunglass symbol!!
    manda (5:04:37 PM): omg, really, kolieo how?
    me (5:04:39 PM): $
    manda(5:04:55 PM): omg tht's superr kool, how?
    me (5:05:24 PM): press the font changer thingy
    manda (5:05:30 PM): k
    me (5:06:13 PM): n its 1 of the wingdings
    me (5:07:05 PM): idk withc
    manda(5:07:08 PM): qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
    manda(5:07:19 PM): nope not tht 1
    me (5:07:27 PM): n pres the shift n 4
    me (5:08:12 PM): look 4 webdings
    manda (5:08:46 PM): qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
    me(5:08:52 PM): ha
    manda (5:09:05 PM): $
    me (5:09:06 PM): so press the shift n 4
    me(5:09:08 PM): yay!!!
    manda (5:09:11 PM): $
    manda (5:09:39 PM): 4444$4$4444$44$4$$4$$4444444
    RTyhhzYTRTZ
    XZXCVBNMLKJH
    GFDSAQWERTYU
    IOP
    manda(5:09:55 PM): YYYY|
    me (5:10:01 PM): yay!
    me(5:10:53 PM): !
    me (5:10:58 PM): !
    me (5:11:02 PM): spider man!!
    manda5:11:10 PM): TRE ha it looks like a road
    me (5:11:15 PM): haha

  10. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 5:02pm UTC
    $$$$$$$
    ~♥!Wheezy!♥~
    $$$$$$$

  11. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2009 9:19pm UTC
    A.) Put your music player on shuffle
    B.) Press forward for each question.
    C.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
    D.) NO CHEATING!!!
    E.) When done, add a quote with your answers on it!
    1.) How am I feeling today?
    somebodys watching me(misto & pizzi)
    2.) Where will I get married?
    suck in the middle(steelers wheel)
    3.) What is my best ... friend's theme song?
    monday monday (mamas & papas)
    4.) What is school like?
    thinking of you (katy perry)
    5.) What is the best thing about you?
    starsrtuck(lady gaga)
    6.) How is today going to be?
    billy dont be a hero
    7.) What is in store for this weekend?
    chattanooga choo choo(andrew sisters)
    8.) What song describes your parents?
    what comes around comes back around(justin timberlake)
    9.) How is my life going?
    boogie wonderland(earth wind & fire)
    10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
    gonna makeyou sweet (everybody dance now) [c+c music factory] (haha)
    11.) How does the world see me?
    you cant stop the beat (from hairspray)
    12.) What do my friends really think of me?
    undercover angel (alan O'Day)
    13) Who absolutly loves me?
    deep blue somthing (breakfast at tiffanys) (huh?)
    14.) How can I make myself happy?
    life is a highway (rascall flatts)
    15.) What should I do with my life?
    dont let the sun go down on m (elton john)
    16.) Will I ever have children?
    never again(kelly calrkson)
    17.) What is some good advice?
    good moring starshine
    18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
    love to see you cry (enrique iglesias)
    19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
    like a boy (ciara) AWSUM!!
    20.) What type of men do you like?
    summertime (will smith & DJ jazzy jeff & the fresh prince)
    21.) Will you get married?
    hark the herald angels sing(mariah carey)
    22.) What should I do with my love life?
    pennies from heaven (louis prima)
    23.) Where will you live?
    she wants it(ayop tecnology)[50 cent& justin timerlake]
    24.) What will your dying words be?
    im on fire (bruce springstein)

  12. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2009 8:34pm UTC
    HELL Is Ur Worst ***NightMare***

  13. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2009 7:51pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school??
    [ ] Gotten a referral
    [ x ]Gotten detention
    []Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
    [ ]Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    []Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 4
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [] i've done that a lot for geometry skipped class at least 1 time
    [ ] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 5
    [ x ] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 9
    [ x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called people during school hours
    [x ] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [ x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 14
    [ x ] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [] Didnt take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didnt go
    [x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 16
    [ ] Slept in class
    [] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [ ] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [ ] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 16
    now times this by 3......
    48% hated.haha.

  14. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2009 7:46pm UTC
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  15. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 3:25pm UTC
    me (3:18:58 PM): wanna com ova?
    amanda (3:19:10 PM): i have to ask, brb
    me(3:19:25 PM): kk
    amanda (3:21:42 PM): ughh, she said no its to late
    me(3:21:56 PM): its only 3:20 PM
    me(3:22:24 PM): booogogalal
    me (3:22:27 PM): as
    me (3:22:28 PM): s
    amanda (3:22:28 PM): tht's late in her book
    me (3:22:31 PM): hah
    wow ha convo betwen me n my frend on aim

  16. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 3:29pm UTC
    Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head?
    Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
    This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    1. marisa
    2.devin
    3.angela
    4.amanda
    5.curtis
    6.will
    7.julia
    8.paige
    9.brit
    10.katie
    11.mary
    12. liz
    13.robbie
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    How did you meet 10?
    my frend
    Have you ever seen 4 cry ?
    nope
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    no well thy r both girls
    Are you good friends with 13?
    kinda
    what Do you think about 5
    hes awsum
    Something about number 1?
    she has a drum set
    How did you meet 12?
    school
    What's 7's favorite color?
    blue
    What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
    would tell him i only lik him a a frend n tht hes 2 short 4 me
    Fact about 9?
    is really funny n hyper n sumtimes seems li shes high
    Would you ever live with 12?
    probly lik as frends
    Is 2 single?
    yupers
    Where does 7 live?
    across the street frum me
    What do you think about 2?
    she is the bestest drawrer ik
    Whats the worst and best thing about 5
    worst thing:hes only in 1 of my classes
    best thing:hes has a web cam
    who is 11 going out with?
    idk
    What do you like about number 3?
    she is

  17. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 2:47pm UTC
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  18. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 2:18pm UTC
    <3~JASPERHALE~<3

  19. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 2:13pm UTC
    Doofenshmirtz
    Evil
    Incorporated

  20. xXoneillXx96 xXoneillXx96
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 1:17pm UTC
    they call me quiet but im a Riot!

:)

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