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  1. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:55am UTC
    Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. - Howard (Big Bang Theory)

  2. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:52am UTC
    *Before the final duel*
    voldemort: Why do you live?
    harry: Because I have something worth living for.
    me: It's called love.

  3. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 7:50am UTC
    *me after a few days of not checking Witty*
    me: *goes on Witty*
    Witty: *gives me 2 notifications*
    me: what the fudge?

  4. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:25am UTC
    dylan: I've never been this close to nature. (repeats 3x while stepping forward during a trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming with the Pritchetts/Dunphys)
    me: What kind of nature do you mean?
    me: The Mother Nature kind or the basic features of something?
    me: Well??
    dylan: *silence*

  5. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    Beauty can be found in most unique places.

  6. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 7:47am UTC
    The next time you complain about something,
    why not call a wah-mbulance?

  7. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 6:52am UTC
    Guys don't understand what girls have to go through.

  8. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:50am UTC
    Why is Harry Potter so addicting?

  9. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 6:15am UTC
    *Cam gets kissed by girl*
    *Cam who is gay gets kissed by girl*
    Mitchell: Cam...
    I <3 Modern Family

  10. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:03am UTC
    Grief is the price
    we pay for love.
    nmf
    nmq

  11. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:23am UTC
    Me: *makes really pretty quote*
    Me: *makes a really pretty quote as well as one that has good content*
    Me: *accidentally presses random format button*
    Me: Why, why, why.

  12. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 9:12am UTC
    North Koreans Know nothing:
    They think that we Americans drink snow coffee, live in tents (that was Hurricane Katrina), and use guns to kill children. (true, after Sandy Hook)
    But, they really know nothing else.
    format wittyquotesgurl

  13. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 9:07am UTC
    *Modern Family relationships*
    Haley: I love you too, baby.
    Dylan: (after they broke up) I still see her face everywhere I look.
    *In reality*
    Girl: You are so cute.
    Guy: Why would I ever date you?
    Guy: You are the ugliest girl in the grade.
    Girl: *cries*
    format credit Xx_slushiosm3_xX

  14. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:21am UTC
    I wish there was a Command-F key on books.

  15. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Will you join in our crusade?
    Yeah right. Our crusade to take social hierarchy away from middle school.
    nmf
    from Lés Miserables

  16. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 5:46am UTC
    For one, for all. <3
    -From Three Musketeers

  17. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 4:17am UTC
    Why do I have to stare at YOU every day??

  18. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 1:55am UTC
    Is it just me?
    Or is the Moses in Disney's "Prince of Egypt" too cute or what?

  19. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 5:24am UTC
    Me: *watching Modern Family*
    Gloria: *flips hair to show her disagreement with Jay's opinion about Christmas traditions*
    Me: *flips hair to flirt with guys*

  20. winds0ng* winds0ng*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 7:56am UTC
    Why is Love so difficult?

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