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xXDreamsComeTrueXx

1. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 4:35am UTC
   [Impossibilities]
   You can't count your hair.
   You can't wash your eyes with soap.
   You can't breath with you tongue out.
   Put yout tongue back in you fool!
   10 things I know about YOU...
   1) you are reading this.
   2) You are human.
   3)You can't say the letter 'P' without seperating your lips.
   4) You just attempted to do it.
   6) You are laughing at yourself.
   7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
   8) You just checked to see if there is a number five.
   P) <--- You read that as 9.
   1o) You enjoyed this quote. :)
   
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2. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 2:16am UTC
   You Only Live Once?
   My cat disagrees.
   
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3. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 6:56am UTC
   Dad: What does 'YoLo' mean?
   Me: You Only Live Once. People use it as an excuse to do stupid things.
   *Dad punches my arm.*
   Me: What was that for?
   Dad: 'Yolo'!
   
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4. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   Saying to your friends
   "If we get caught, here's the story."
   
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5. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 5:40am UTC
   Throw dirt on me - and I'll grow a wild flower.
   -Lil Wayne.
   
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6. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 7:10am UTC
   Who needs real friends when
   you have imaginary friends. <3
   
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7. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 4:44am UTC
   Husband: I bought Skyrim the other day.
   Wife: Is that another call of duty game?
   Husband: ...
   Police: So you say she fell down the stairs?
   
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8. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 4:12am UTC
   ~The days that we're so crazy~
   people think that we're high
   and the days we're so bored
   [ we laugh so hard we cry]
   all the inside jokes and sayin' "remember when."
   >> Are the reason we're best friends <<
   
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9. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 2:59am UTC
   *Walking around with friend saying random things at school.*
   Me: I can't help it if I have irritable bow syndrome.
   Teacher: That's a little personal don't you think?
   - True story
   
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10. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:34am UTC
    Find a guy,
    that ruins your lipstick.
    Not your mascara.
    
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11. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 12:44am UTC
    Sometimes
    the hardest thing
    and the right thing
    are the same.
    
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12. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    My Momma always said
    "Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."
    - Forrest Gump
    
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13. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:28am UTC
    >> Do what makes you happy <<
    Be with someone who makes you smile. <3
    [Laugh as much as you breath]
    Love as long as you live.
    
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14. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:37am UTC
    Me:*Sings*I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves, yes on everybodies nerves.
    Frieds: Shut up!
    
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15. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
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    May 19, 2012 4:05am UTC
    Mum:You're going to the dentist.
    Me:*Brushes teeth really good to make a difference*.
    
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16. xXDreamsComeTrueXx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 2:44am UTC
    IT TAKES A MINUTE
    to have a crush on someone
    AN HOUR
    to like someone
    A DAY
    to love someone
    but it takes a lifetime
    to forget someone. <3
    
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