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1. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 7:07am UTC
   Think of a number.
   Double it.
   Add eight.
   Half it.
   Minus the number you started with.
   Close your eyes.............
   it's dark isn't it?
   
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2. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2013 6:54pm UTC
   when you send someone the wrong message,
   blame it on autocorrection
   
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3. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2013 1:26pm UTC
   what you do not
   want done to
   yourself,don't do
   it to others
   
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4. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2013 1:22pm UTC
   Whoever said nothing
   is impossible obviously
   never tried slamming a
   revolving door.
   
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5. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2013 2:04pm UTC
   FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM I FOLLOW BACK
   I PROMISE JUST TYPE NASRIN_AKTHER
   
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6. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2013 6:13am UTC
   kid : Now that the spider bit me,i'm i gonna turn in to spiderman
   doctor : No your gonna die
   
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7. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2013 6:07am UTC
   The quickest way to
   double your money
   is to fold it in half and
   put it back in your
   pocket.
   
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8. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2013 6:04am UTC
   when i was born
   i was soo surprised
   i didn't talk for a year and a half.
   
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9. xXCupcakeXx
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 3:53pm UTC
   Dear girls,
   when a guy pauses a
   video game just to text
   you...............................
   MARY HIM
   
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10. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Mirror:
    you look cute today!
    Camera:
    lol,no!
    
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11. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    In bed,it's 6am you close
    your eyes for 5 minutes,it's
    7:45.At school it's 1:30,
    you close your eyes for
    5 minutes,it's 1:31.
    
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12. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 11:35am UTC
    That moment when you
    say "just kidding" but
    you really are DEAD SERIOUS!
    😡😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡
    
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13. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Dear teacher,
    if i sit next to my best friend i'll
    whisper to her.If you move me
    across the room,i'll shout to her.
    It's your choice 😋😋😋
    
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14. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:42am UTC
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15. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Everybody may know
    your name,but not your
    story.Everybody may
    know what you have
    done,but not what you
    have been through.
    
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16. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    There was once a group of girls,
    the group of girls use to have a lot arguing.
    Then one day they decided to leave a girl out,
    just because of the jokes she made that they took serious.
    The girl was upset as the group of girls made rumours
    and insulted her.The girl couldn't take it anymore so she cried.
    When her teacher found out she started talking to the girls about it,
    they said sorry but none of them men't it.
    The girl had no one els to stay with so she went to the nerds.
    A few weeks passed and the act towards the girls didn't change.
    The girl always tried to talk to her old friends ,they answered but they still hated her.
    Then one day one of the girls from the group,came up to the girl and said "were sorry,and we want to be your friend"
    The girl obviously accepted it but it felt awkward.
    Now the only problem in the group is that another girl has been left out of the group,
    because they thought she was too bossy.
    The girl who was left out at first decided that she would be friends and do her best to keep everyone together.
    
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17. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Going to McDonalds
    for salad is like going
    to a prostitute for a hug
    
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18. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    friend - did you just fall?
    me - no i just attacked the floor,backwards!
    i'm soo freaking talented!
    
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19. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    fill in the blank with either
    yes/no
    _________ i have no brains.
    and you thought english was easy.
    
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20. xXCupcakeXx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:26pm UTC
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