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xSillyBandz

1. xSillyBandz
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 8:34am UTC
   SHOUTOUT TO MY HATERS;
   sorry you couldn't phase me
   
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2. xSillyBandz
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 8:12am UTC
   Call a girl beautiful 100 times;
   she still won't believe you.
   Call a girl ugly once;
   she'll never forget it.
   
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3. xSillyBandz
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 3:06am UTC
   Haters gonna hate.
   Potatoes gonna potate.
   Tomatoes gonna tomate.
   Dogs gonna... bark.
   
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4. xSillyBandz
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   June 13, 2012 3:00am UTC
   Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable,
   I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too.
   Sincerely, put it on.
   
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5. xSillyBandz
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   June 12, 2012 8:21am UTC
   11:10."one more minute!"*gets distracted* 11:12."are you kidding me?!"
   
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6. xSillyBandz
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 7:39am UTC
   cheerleading
   is a sport.
   
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7. xSillyBandz
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   June 7, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   I thought you said it was easy;listening to your heart.
   
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8. xSillyBandz
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   June 7, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   I don't care what these chicks say,
   I don't even look their way.
   
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9. xSillyBandz
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   d a n c e
   like the picture isn't being tagged
   
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10. xSillyBandz
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:25am UTC
    Tʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ;when you're home alone& ｙｏｕ ｈｅａｒ ａ ｓｏｕｎｄ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｓｕｒｅ ａｓ ｈｅｌｌ ｄｉｄ ｎｏｔ ｍａｋｅ
    
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11. xSillyBandz
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    October 2, 2011 5:31am UTC
    I don't suggest you mess with me...I know karate, judo, tai kwon do and 28 other dangerous words!
    
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12. xSillyBandz
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    October 2, 2011 5:27am UTC
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13. xSillyBandz
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    October 2, 2011 5:19am UTC
    If you're from Africa, then... why are you white?
    "Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"
    
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14. xSillyBandz
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    October 2, 2011 5:15am UTC
    Putting your iPod on shuffle:no, no, no, no, hell no, maybe, PERFECT.
    
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15. xSillyBandz
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    October 2, 2011 5:11am UTC
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16. xSillyBandz
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    October 2, 2011 5:08am UTC
    i love everyonesome I love to be aroundsome I love to avoidand others I'd just love to punch in the face. ♥
    
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17. xSillyBandz
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    October 2, 2011 5:04am UTC
    instead of the relationship status "it's complicated"It should just say Sam and Ron.
    
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18. xSillyBandz
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 11:41am UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark
    wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns
    
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19. xSillyBandz
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 11:24am UTC
    Dear Google Translate,
    "I like cookies" is not the
    same thing as "cookies pleasure me."
    Sincerely, my Spanish teacher is giving me weird looks...
    
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20. xSillyBandz
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    DANCElike the picture isn't being taggedLAUGHlike you actually mean itLOVElike you've never been brokenLIVElike there's no tomorrow
    
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