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1. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 13, 2012 1:44am UTC
   Hey, danisnotonfire/amazingphil fans...
   Like my background?
   ;3
   
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2. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC
   Which Of Me?
   What could you possibly see when you sit there and stare back at me? The porcelain mask that's painted perfectly, or what's truly underneath? Do you see the costume of my sweet serenity, or the torn roots around my feet? Is it my pretty little smile, or the frozen screams behind my teeth? Perhaps it's the strength that I portray, or the weakness that I hide? Do you believe what I have told them, or do you know that I have lied? Do you take in my composed innocence, or the demons of my restless mind? Do you think that I'm really living, or do you know that I've already died?
   
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3. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 9, 2012 11:52am UTC
   My Ultra-Sensitive Toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes...
   
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4. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 9, 2012 11:03am UTC
   "Knock, knock."
   "Who's there?"
   "Dave."
   "Dave who?"
   Dave holds back tears as he realizes his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
   
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5. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 8, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   Light travels faster than sound.
   This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
   
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6. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 8, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   10 out of 10 people fail to do the following challenge:
   Do not read this sentence.
   
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7. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 8, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   She didn't know who would leave and who would stay, so she pushed them all away.
   
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8. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 8, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
   But I laugh more.
   
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9. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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   October 8, 2012 5:04pm UTC
   One not does simply
   read the top line correctly.
   
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10. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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    October 8, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    I don't think people should stop listening to Nicki Minaj's music just because she wants to vote for Romney. There are so many other reasons to stop listening to Nicki Minaj's music. For example, Nicki Minaj's music.
    
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11. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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    October 5, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    It's funny how red, white, and blue stand for freedom, except when they're the colors of the flashing lights behind you.
    *myownquoteguise!*
    
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12. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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    October 5, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    aeanarehesgmanshasj..
    shakershapershodnhfhsp..
    enorbsaksedhsksbsdbsjspoew..
    EYYYYY, MACARENA!
    
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13. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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    October 5, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Girls, you know how your bra sometimes unhooks itself?
    I know what it is.
    Pervy ninjas.
    
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14. xSallySarcasticMunchesOnYoux
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    October 5, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    I've said it
    ONCE.
    I've said it
    TWICE.
    I've said it
    A THOUSAND F**KING TIMES.
    That I'm
    OKAY.
    That I'm
    FINE.
    That it's
    ALL JUST IN MY MIND.
    
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