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1. xOmarissasykesXo
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 10:14pm UTC
   A boyfriend and a girl friend have been dating for a year. So, obviously, they are listed as "In a Relationship" on Facebook. A tragedy happens and the girlfriend died. 3 years later the boy still has his relationship status as "In a Relationship". THAT is true love.
   
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2. xOmarissasykesXo
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   August 12, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   I have burnt myself on my hair, and not the straightener.
   ♥
   
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3. xOmarissasykesXo
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   August 12, 2011 8:23pm UTC
   The Greater Sky
   It's my older brother's band. PLEASE like them on Facebook so they can get more publicitty. Listen to their songs on their Facebook page! Tell your friends about them! Please! If you fave this I will follow you. Please, it would mean the world.XOXO
   
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4. xOmarissasykesXo
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   August 12, 2011 7:33pm UTC
   Ways To Torture The
   Pizza Guy On The Phone
   #2
   Ask to see a menu.
   
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5. xOmarissasykesXo
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   August 12, 2011 2:57pm UTC
   O r d i n a r y Is Boring.
   be yourself.
   
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6. xOmarissasykesXo
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 11:14pm UTC
   if you're feeling blue,
   paint yourself a different color.
   
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7. xOmarissasykesXo
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 10:12pm UTC
   Format by XxprettixX Format by XxprettixX
   Selena Gomez
   Should Grow a Pear
   of Balls because she
   knows Justin
   doesn't have them
   in this relationship.
   FORMAT BY XxprettixX
   
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8. xOmarissasykesXo
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 10:04pm UTC
   i can honestly say,
   i am a scene kid ANd proud.
   
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9. xOmarissasykesXo
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2011 9:53pm UTC
   Ways To Torture The
   Pizza Guy On The Phone
   #1
   Ask if you can keep the box.
   When he says "yes"
   heave a sigh of relief.
   
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10. xOmarissasykesXo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    favorite this
    if you ever gave a boy a girl's name,
    and a girl a boy's name
    just for the fun of it.
    
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