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  1. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    Boy - "you scream like a girl!"
    Girl - "that's cause i AM a girl, now what's your excuse?"
    B U R N E D

  2. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars should go out and break up.
    They would make an epic love song.

  3. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    It's cause I'm black?!
    Dude, your white.
    It's cause I'm short?!
    Dude, your taller than me.
    It's cause I'm UGLY?!
    Dude, your-- wait, never mind. Yup your right, it IS cause your ugly ;)

  4. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    It's cause I'm black?!
    Dude, your white.
    It's cause I'm short?!
    Dude, your taller than me.
    It's cause I'm UGLY?!
    Dude, your-- wait, never mind. Yup your right, it IS cause your ugly ;)

  5. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    i called your boyfriend gay
    and he hit me with his purse ;)

  6. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    No,
    i was not looking at you through the window.
    I was checking myself out in the reflection ;)

  7. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    The problem with boys:
    They make you think they love you
    when they don't
    The problem with girls:
    they make you think they don't love you
    when they do.
    they make you think they love you

  8. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    I want to go to this place called
    nowhere
    and stay there

  9. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Friend- what does "idk" mean?!?!
    Me-i don't know
    Friend- OMG no one knows what it means!!

  10. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    &who else thinks Pinks songs are really
    inspirational

  11. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    shut up
    FATSHIT
    funniest come back i ever said.not mine

  12. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAH
    AHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAH
    AHAHAHAHAH
    NO.

  13. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    "Press any key to start"
    WHERE THE HELL IS THE
    "ANY" KEY?!!

  14. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    i smile because
    i have no idea what's going on.

  15. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    i _ _ _ _ you
    a) hate d)like
    b)love e)want
    e)miss f)envy

  16. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    that awkward moment when...
    your parents say
    we need to have,
    'the talk'

  17. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 6:28pm UTC
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  18. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    " 1..2..3.. SMILE! "
    ......
    "did you take it yet?"
    "crap its on video!"

  19. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    it's time to slow dance and your standing in the corner
    all alone.

  20. xLoveMeForMe xLoveMeForMe
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    I hate French
    I'm not going to need French when I'm an adult. So Mom and Dad, no point of getting mad at me for failing that test.
    fave if you hate french too.

:)

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