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  1. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 1:13am UTC
    30 Letters
    11 - A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk To
    Dear Pat,
    I never really met you, but see, in case you don't know, I've kinda been in love with your brother for like, ever. I don't agree with some of the choices he makes, as you can tell if you see my "Ex" letter... but yeah. I think deep down your death really scarred him. I wish I could talk to you or meet you, you sound like you were a really cool person. But who knows, maybe we'll meet in heaven someday.
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  2. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 1:09am UTC
    30 Letters
    10 - Someone You Don't Talk to as Much as You'd Like
    Dear Jenni,
    You're really awesome. First of all you're amazingly pretty, but you're still so down-to-earth and nice. I know we don't get to hang out a lot because you live so far away, but when school starts, I hope we can hang out. You and me kind of get each other, and I think we could potentially have a really good friendship.
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  3. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 1:05am UTC
    30 Letters
    9 - Someone You Wish You Could Meet
    Dear Hayley Williams,
    I am a Parawhore. I love your band! You have an amazing voice, and I think it's so cool how you can chill out there with the guys and even rival them in the alternative music world. You're my idol, and I respect you for being a real person and not letting fame get to your head. I look forward to the new CD!
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  4. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
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    August 20, 2010 1:03am UTC
    30 Letters
    8 - Internet Friend
    Dear Bethy,
    Well first off, we're not technically "Internet friends" because we met when we were like 4 and then we re-met again when we cheered together, but yeah. We mostly Facebook chat now. Anyyyyway. I feel like we've been distancing. We don't talk as much as we used to. I'm not sure what it is, but it does bother me a little. We used to be really close, and I miss that.
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  5. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 1:00am UTC
    30 Letters
    7 - Ex
    Dear Jackhole,
    I spent way too much time on you. As much as I hate to admit it, my friends were right. Under the muscles and the adorable freckles is nothing but a jackass who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. I heard you're going out with my friend now. My advice? Watch your back. Then again, don't bother. It'd be hilarious to see someone rip you limb from limb. Have a nice life. SIKE!
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  6. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 12:56am UTC
    30 Letters
    6 - Stranger
    Dear Stranger,
    I don't know you, but I can offer one piece of advice that's always helped me, from the great philosopher Marilyn Monroe:
    Everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you can learn to appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  7. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 12:52am UTC
    30 Letters
    5 - Dreams
    Dear Dreams,
    Um, really, you don't often make sense. But you're often filled with all of my favorite people, so I thank you for that. Why must you oh so often morph into nightmares? Please don't make them a reality. Everything else, sure why not?
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  8. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 12:49am UTC
    30 Letters
    4 - Sibling
    Dear Pudge,
    Sweetie, as much as I love you, you're a real brat. Lol, but I still love you. I know you've been sick for a while battling your condition, and it's taken a toll on the family, especially you. But stay strong baby, please for me.
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  9. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 12:46am UTC
    30 Letters
    3 - Parents
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Despite everything, I really do love you. I don't think you believe that sometimes. I'm sorry I'm often in a bad mood, but you're just there, so I tend to take it out on you. I'm really sorry. But honestly, you've given me everything I could ask for. I am so thankful for that. I love you, I really do.
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  10. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 12:44am UTC
    30 Letters
    2 - Crush
    Dear Ryan,
    I know I was in love with your best friend for almost two years, but I never stopped to pay attention to all of your qualities. Sure, you're a perv sometimes, but you're super smart, funny, and you like to have a good time. I need someone like that. I know you have a girlfriend, and I can't hate her because she is really a nice girl and someone I'd be friends with, but I still really like you. I heard a rumor you're transfering to my high school your junior year, so maybe we can sit together at lunch or I can show you to your class or something. I know your best friend hates me, but can we at least be on good terms?
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  11. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 12:32am UTC
    30 Letters
    1 - Best Friend
    Dear Skippy,
    I wuv you! You are the most amazing person. You let me rant to you and ramble endlessly about things I know you don't care about, but you listen anyway. I will always be here for you, no matter what, as long as you do the same for me <3. We are best friends, soul sisters, and bridesmaids. Lulz, I love you, stay beautiful.
    <3,
    JuciyCouture

  12. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 10:40pm UTC
    The saddest thing happened today.
    My friend's boyfriend got in a car accident a few weeks ago, he was only 17. Today would have been their one-year anniversary.
    Today, her Facebook status read:
    "Everyone has a knight in shining armor out there. Some got lost and are too stubborn to ask for directions, others are stuck in gridlock traffic, and a few are still trying to open the castle gate. Even fewer lucky ones made it to their princess already. But mine... well, mine got hit by a truck. R.I.P. baby, I love you <3"

  13. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    I feel so empty...
    I mean, what do you do...
    When you're secretly in love...
    With your best friend's boyfriend?
    I mean, you can't really tell her...
    She's your best friend !
    She had him first...
    And they're practically engaged for crying out loud...
    You met him once...
    But you're entirely seduced by:
    The thoughtful gifts
    The romantic kisses
    The complete trust
    And outpouring of understanding
    that she tells you about.
    Deep down, the want is tearing me apart...
    And any other time, my best friend would help me...
    But really, what can I do...
    When...
    I'm secretly in love with my best friend's boyfriend?

  14. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm a
    Girl
    And I proudly
    Kick Butt
    at
    CALL OF DUTY.

  15. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 11:24pm UTC
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  16. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 10:53pm UTC
    Hey guess what. All toasters toast toast! :]

  17. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    Whenever you text me, I can practically smell that heavenly scent of your Axe.
    I get those classic butterflies, and my fingertips buzz with excitment.
    And then I read your text message. You were telling me all about your makeout with Her this afternoon, just in case I missed it. (Look, I was sitting right across from you. I could see Her tongue go down your throat.)
    And you don't know that I'm in love with you, even if you're my best guy friend.
    You don't know that it rips my heart to shreads, watching you and Her. I know who she's been with, the things she's done, and what she plans to do to you.
    I'd warn you, but you won't listen. You never do.
    So I'm just going to sit here and wait for Her to cheat on you, like she did with all the others. I'll be the good friend, the punching bag for your verbal blows.
    But if you ever wake up and realize that the girl sitting here all along is the one who really cares about you, you know my number.
    I'm just a text away.

  18. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 5:52pm UTC
    You're just another sweatshirt to burn.

  19. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 3:18pm UTC
    Promise I'll be kind
    But I won't stop until that boy is mine.

  20. xJuicyCouturex xJuicyCouturex
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 8:36pm UTC
    UNDER ARMOUR.
    it's
    63% nylon,
    23% polyester,
    14% elastane...
    &
    100% SEXY

:)

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