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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Fake Friend: Oh my God, I haven't talked to you in forever!.
    Me: Yeah, let me guess... you need something?

  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:04am UTC
    please don't forget about me
    even though everybody does

  3. xoloveggxo xoloveggxo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I love witty like this. Nobody can tell a difference on who made a quote (boy or girl) and what format they used

  4. hahahaNO hahahaNO
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:44am UTC
    I am so tired of not being good enough.

  5. HannahBannan68 HannahBannan68
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:38am UTC
    And it is depressing seeing the top quotes even on detox weekend and the dumb, unmeaningful, unthoughtful ones have the honor of being up there.

  6. Elliee Elliee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:39am UTC
    Detox weekend:
    where the nobodys become somebodys
    and the somebodys become nobodys

  7. bellaaa bellaaa
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:33am UTC
    I <3 my sixpack so much that i protect it with a thick layer of fat.

  8. vinnymikeyjustin vinnymikeyjustin
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:33am UTC
    I like witty right now there is no hate and everyone is actually reading quotes <3

  9. Ndubz3 Ndubz3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Ohh that sounds harsh, ill just add a smily-face :)

  10. lindyswimer12 lindyswimer12
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Now, you're just somebody I used to know.

  11. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    So are they
    making all the quotes anonymous to see if Top Quotes only get there because of who their by? I think it’s a good idea, maybe now all the Wittians who have never have a Top Quote can have one!
    Good luck ♥

  12. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Never underestimate a girl's love for her favorite band. Never think that for even a minute, she won't defend them to her death. Because it's not just the music that makes that band her favorite. It's the guys, the gals. It's the fans. People whom of which she has interacted with thanks to the band. That band might have saved her life, or just made her smile everyday. That band has never broke her heart and has yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music.
    - Alex Gaskarth

  13. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    IT'S FUNNY HOW,
    you can tell someone likes someone else,
    but you can't tell when someone likes you.

  14. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Yay!! Detox Weekend, In My Opinion This Is An Amazing Idea, Thank You Witty <3

  15. riah_loves_you riah_loves_you
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Our quotes say
    " By someone "

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Alright we get it.
    If we don’t stop the profanity on Witty it’s going to shut down. No need to post the same quote over a million times. We can all see the message at the top.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    When I was younger, all I wanted to do was grow up.
    Now that I’m grown up, all I want to do is be 5 again.

  18. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    2011: drop it like it's hot
    1836: decrease your longitude as if the weather is fair

  19. PurpLeDinOsaurs PurpLeDinOsaurs
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  20. PinkBubble PinkBubble
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    1+ 1= 3
    If you dont use a condom.

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