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xEMILYxo

1. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   You want to find a guy that
   changes your life,
   not your relationship status.
   nmf
   
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2. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   .
   Whittney Huston:
   1person dies, 100 million people cry
   Kids in Africa:
   100 million people dies, nobody cries.
   Fav for those that arnt as fourtunate.♥
   format by barneythebigpurpledino
   
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3. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   Isn't it ironic?
   we ignore the ones
   who adore us
   adore the ones who ignore us
   love the ones who hourt us
   and hurt the ones who love us.
   nmf
   
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4. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 12:21pm UTC
   NO matter what
   Your parent's bed will
   always be more comfortable
   than your's.
   nmf
   
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5. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   Friends are like bras
   close to the heart and always there for support.
   nmf
   
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6. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 12:17pm UTC
   9x - 7i > 3 (3 x - 7 u)
   9 x - > 9 x - 2 1 u
   - 7 i > - 21 u
   7 i < 21 u
   i < 3 u
   ♥
   format credit to OneDirection
   
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7. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 11:48am UTC
   why is
   MONDAY so far from FRIDAY
   and
   FRIDAY so far from MOMDAY
   
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8. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 11:44am UTC
   LOOK LEFT --------> you failed.
   
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9. xEMILYxo
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 11:40am UTC
   Admit it:
   we dont call Gatoraid by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
   ♥
   
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10. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:35am UTC
    boy: theres just one thing i want to change about you.
    girl: whats that?
    boy: your last name.
    ♥
    
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11. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:33am UTC
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Did you know?
    Its impossible yo say:
    "Good Eye Might"
    withought sounding Australian
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 ' s f o r m a t
    
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12. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Haha I know all 21 letters in the alphabet!
    On what?There are 26... right?
    ohhhhh! i always forget U, R, A, Q, T!(:
    
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13. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 11:43am UTC
    ♥
    some people are like SLINKIES.
    They don't do much
    But bring a SMILE to your face when
    you push them down the STAIRS.
    nmf
    
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14. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Don't text me while im in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my text.
    fd
    
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15. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Lesbo? Ma'am, im straighter then
    the pole your mom dances on.
    
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16. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    Tired of trying,
    sick if crying,
    Yeah, Im smiling
    But inside im dying.
    nmf
    
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17. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    10 Facts about you:
    1. Your reading this right now.
    2. Your relizing that is a stupid fact.
    4. You did'nt relize I skipped three.
    5. You're checking now.
    6. Your smiling.
    7. You're still reading this even thought it's stupid.
    9. You did'nt relize I skipped eight.
    10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
    11. You're enjoying this.
    12. You did'nt relize there was only suppost to be 10 facts.
    ♥
    
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18. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    That Awakward Moment
    when you relize that person wasnt waving at you.
    Format By: Pegasister18
    
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19. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    HOW FAST CAN YOU GUESS THESE WORDS?
    1. BOO_S
    2. _ _NDOM
    3. F_ _ K
    4. P_N_S
    5. PU_S_
    6. S_X
    Answers: 1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse 6. Six
    Got all six wrong, did't you? Dirty minds think alike
    
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20. xEMILYxo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    A true guy does not need
    to - romance - a - girl - every - night,
    a true guy
    r o m a n c e s
    the same girl
    F O R T H E R E S T
    of her life.
    nmf
    
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