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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 6:26pm UTC

SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT IF YOU DIE IN AN ELEVATOR,
MAKE SURE YOU PRESS THE "UP" BUTTON, WELL
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S JUST ME, BUT I CAN'T PUSH
BUTTONS WHEN I'M DEAD...

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Did You Know? #1
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*should i start a series? comment!:D

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 5:50pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you're having a conversation on a facebook status,
& someone likes your comment&doesn't respond then the conversation ends right there.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 9:30pm UTC

Oh, that's cool...
break my heart, it's not like i have feelings or anything.

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x3wittyfades
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June 2, 2011 9:19pm UTC

today, i saw a baby with a shirt that said:
"party in my crib, bring the bottle!"

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 9:15pm UTC

Oh, that's cool...
i asked for a trim, but you could chop off all my hair too.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 8:50pm UTC

Oh, that's cool...
give me more chores mom, it's not like i have a life or anything.

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x3wittyfades
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May 31, 2011 7:16pm UTC

Oh, that's cool...
pretend we don't know eachother, it's not like i loved you or anything.

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x3wittyfades
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May 31, 2011 6:56pm UTC

Oh, that's cool...
just ignore me, it's not like i was asking you a question or anything.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 31, 2011 6:27pm UTC

Oh, that's cool...
sign off of facebook chat, it's not like we were having a conversation or anything.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 31, 2011 6:22pm UTC

You Wanna Know Who's Beautiful?
///////////♥ read the first word again...(:
*repost.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 9:47pm UTC

Psychological Fact #4
Roses are a traditional symbol of love and, depending on their color, can suggest different nuances of love.
For example, red roses indicate passion and true love.
Light pink suggests desire, passion, and energy;
dark pink suggests gratitude.
Yellow roses can mean friendship or jealousy.
A lavender or thornless rose can mean love at first sight.
White roses mean virtue or devotion.
Some roses even combine colors to created more complicated meanings.

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x3wittyfades
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May 30, 2011 9:40pm UTC

Psychological Fact #3
Getting dumped often leads to “frustration attraction,” which causes an individual to love the one who dumped him or her even more.

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x3wittyfades
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May 30, 2011 9:34pm UTC

Psychological Fact #2
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in love approximately seven times before marriage.

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x3wittyfades
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May 30, 2011 9:29pm UTC

Psychological Fact #1
within 10 minutes of waking up, you forget 90% of your dreams.

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x3wittyfades
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May 30, 2011 9:15pm UTC

FAVE IF THIS HAPPENED TO
YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER;
You: Mom, can my friend come over?
Mom: No.
You: Why not?!
Mom: Cause our house is messy!
You: My friend doesn't care if our house is messy!

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:57pm UTC

"Not Everything On The Internet Is True."
wait! so there's not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:48pm UTC

when someone says "k" to you;
say, "Leave potassium out of the conversation."

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:43pm UTC

Everybody Talks & Everybody Listens
///////////♥ yet somehow it's always the truth that's missing.

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x3wittyfades
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May 30, 2011 2:56pm UTC

Apologizing Doesn't Mean Your Right Or Wrong,
///////////♥ it means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

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