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  1. xTaylorSwizzlex xTaylorSwizzlex
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 4:25pm UTC
    b u t I m i s s . . .
    screaming and fighting,
    and kissing in the rain,
    it's 2 am and I'm cursing your name,
    you're so in love that you act insane,
    a n d t h a t ' s t h e w a y I l o v e d y o u . ♥

  2. xmaryyx xmaryyx
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 7:31pm UTC
    If you like someone, you like
    someone, and you can't help it.
    That's how it goes ♥

  3. blue_eyes_blue_skies blue_eyes_blue_skies
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
    Shark-boy was hot…♥

  4. mandaxxsayss mandaxxsayss
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 10:20pm UTC
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  5. archuleta96 archuleta96
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 5:33pm UTC
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  6. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    drake:
    are you calling me a liar?
    josh:
    well, i ain't calling you a truther!

  7. insidethequestion insidethequestion
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    He r eyes are ful l of the things
    [( Her mouth never had a chance to say. )]

  8. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
    LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

  9. x23_chelsiebby x23_chelsiebby
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    crush a bit,
    little bit,
    roll it up,
    take a hit.
    feelin' lit, feelin' light, 2 a.m.
    SummerNight ♥

  10. Btgirl1296 Btgirl1296
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 10:56am UTC
    Its hard to fall out of
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Love
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Once you've fallen deep in it
    (ALL credit goes to me!)

  11. cheermaddie312 cheermaddie312
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 10:02am UTC
    Penguins are the only animals that can have the same partner for their entire lives
    so;;
    will you be my penguin?♥

  12. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 12:49pm UTC
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  13. Kirstyx33 Kirstyx33
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 1:48am UTC
    'I hate my mother'
    long but worth reading.
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥
    -newspaper story

  14. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    don't judge me
    on a life -
    you haven't lived.

  15. sensation sensation
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    Your voice is now
    my favorite sound. Your name is now my favorite noun. ♥

  16. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  17. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  18. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    i once wondered why
    our hearts are on the left side of our chest
    when everything else is symmetrical.
    shouldn't it be in the center?
    then i realized hearts are not
    supposed to be alone.
    when you hug someone you love,
    their heart beats right next to yours
    in symmetry

  19. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  20. jessikaoriginal jessikaoriginal
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2010 3:27pm UTC
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