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1. x0x0mrhx3
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   November 22, 2011 8:27pm UTC
   has anyone ever realized that there is no non~sexual way to eat ice cream?? hmm /:)
   
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2. x0x0mrhx3
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   September 19, 2011 3:14pm UTC
   i went to my brothers baseball game and as it ended one of his teammates came up to me and asked my name ....i said Meagan and he said...."Meagan, i just wanted to tell you that you are beautiful.".............................i was just finished soccer practice, was sweaty, and had no makeup on.
   "♥" if you think this is adorable
   True story ^^^
   
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3. x0x0mrhx3
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   September 1, 2011 3:13pm UTC
   texts from last night #9
   i just had i dream that the Allstate guy hooked up with flo from the progressive commercials and she gave birth to the Gieco Gecko....i need to stop taking Ambien
   
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4. x0x0mrhx3
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   August 30, 2011 3:47pm UTC
   texts from last night #8
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   there are dinosaurs outside my house... I hear them
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   I'm pretty sure those are just snow plows... go back to bed
   
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   August 30, 2011 11:56am UTC
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   August 30, 2011 11:51am UTC
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7. x0x0mrhx3
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   August 30, 2011 11:35am UTC
   texts from last night #5
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   you couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you used her cat...
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   Oh i remember now... not very absorbent
   
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8. x0x0mrhx3
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   August 30, 2011 11:29am UTC
   texts from last night #4
   I told a kindergarten student that candy
   canes are the bones of rejected elfs
   
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9. x0x0mrhx3
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   August 29, 2011 5:36pm UTC
   Texts from last night # 3
   Dude I'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo is phenomenal!
   
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10. x0x0mrhx3
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    August 29, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Get out of your relationship and into my pants ;)
    nmq just thought it was funny
    
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11. x0x0mrhx3
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    August 29, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    Texts from last night #2
    At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him,
    "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
    
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    August 29, 2011 5:12pm UTC
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13. x0x0mrhx3
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    August 19, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    it's 11:19:47... at 53 you better meet me at the foosball table!
    Jersey shore!!!
    
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14. x0x0mrhx3
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    August 19, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Twinning!
    Jersey Shore
    
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15. x0x0mrhx3
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    July 17, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    I don't understand why...
    i 'm in troublefor somebody elses mistakes
    
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16. x0x0mrhx3
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    May 18, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Listen up Boys...
    Girls are not HOT or SEXY
    they are PRETTY,
    BEAUTIFUL, and
    GORGEOUS
    ♥
    
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17. x0x0mrhx3
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    May 10, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    I never get jealous when I see my ex with
    another person.
    After all, my parents always told me to give my
    toys to the less fortunate.
    
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18. x0x0mrhx3
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    May 5, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    dear mom & dad,
    please don't freak out if i don't answer my cell the first time.
    the chances of the battery being dead are much greater
    than the chances that i've been abducted and murdered.
    sincerely, 64 missed calls.
    
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19. x0x0mrhx3
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    May 5, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    Happy Birthday to ME
    Could i get 15 favs for my 15 t h
    Birthday ?
    .
    
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    May 4, 2011 3:32pm UTC
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