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1. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2010 8:19pm UTC
   witty witty witty is my drug<3*
   minee** i think?
   Remix of Your Love is my drug
   
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2. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2010 9:49pm UTC
   &+ American idol Taught us
   When we're 62 we'll still be able to wrap
   and we look like fools with our pants on the ground.
   
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3. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2010 11:51am UTC
   Style ; (stíl) r. 1. A way, method ,or manner of saying writing or
   performing. 2. Individuality that is reflected in a person's
   actions and tastes. 3. an elegant mode of life. B. Grace, Elegance , or excellence in apparance. C The current Fashion.
   
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4. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2009 6:37pm UTC
   There was this girl and she was with
   her friend.
   They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
   The girl slowly came upon this one
   myspace.
   It had creatures in the background and the
   man
   looked like a psycho. She started
   laughing with
   her friend commenting on how ugly he
   was.
   Right
   then, an instant message came up.
   IT SAID
   SatanStalker: So how do u like my
   MySpace?
   XxLoVemExX: What?
   XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
   SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
   youre looking at my MySpace right now.
   XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
   SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
   at my MySpace.
   XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
   SatanStalker: I just do.
   Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
   you.
   Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
   say.
   At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
   a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
   to get worried now.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
   to care the living sh*t out of me.
   SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
   SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
   like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
   you just said about me with your friend like a
   minute ago.
   They were in shock.
   Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
   hes a f*cking psycho!
   The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
   watching us?
   SatanStalker: I am.
   SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
   you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
   from coming to your house.
   XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
   SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
   leave now because youre freaking me out.
   SatanStalker: Your screen name says
   love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
   SatanStalker has just signed off.
   The girl and her friend were really
   scared.
   Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
   me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
   from someone.
   They went upstairs and were
   having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
   friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
   ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
   friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
   what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
   anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
   the ground dead. She started to scream but
   when she turned around he was there.
   News the next
   morning said that there was one girl dead in
   the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
   over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
   Just her head.
   If you do not repost this in the next two
   minutes there will be three men, one in your
   bathroom,
   one in your room, and one killing your parents
   at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
   what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
   to die!
   
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5. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2009 9:34pm UTC
   My Crush
   My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 milliondollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
   get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up.
   
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6. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2009 7:23pm UTC
   Don't you hate it when...
   The followers call you a follower
   
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7. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2009 7:04pm UTC
   ([Friends are Like Bras])
   when you down and baggy
   they push you back up and together
   to make all the boys look [:
   
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8. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2009 9:43am UTC
   This may never start
   we could fall apart
   And I'd be your Memory
   lost your sense of fear
   Feelings insincere
   Can I be Your memory</3*
   Memory - Sugarcult
   
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9. x0twilightcraziix0
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2009 9:43pm UTC
   &+I'm not afraid of asking
   But I'll admit I am afraid of ([rejection])
   
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10. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 6:15pm UTC
    I make Fan art!i!i!
    either favorite or comment and I will make you some [: I will read your about me
    on your Profile then find a picture about something you like that you have mentioned.
    so Comment or Favorite and it'll be done A.S.A.P.
    
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11. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 10:13am UTC
    Rachel_loves_yous15
    has amazing quotes you guys have to check this
    gurl out! Her quotes
    are funny unique and good to read.
    She makes awesome fan art and no matter
    what mood you are in her quotes will cheer you up!
    So what' cha doing just sitting here go check her out!!
    
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12. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 9:58am UTC
    How to make a black background;;
    code:
    <div style="background-color: black;">
    Steps
    1.) Source before you do anything else
    2.) put this code in
    3.) hit source twice again for this code
    4.) If you do not want it black where it says black in the code just erase black and write the color you would like.
    
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13. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 4:36pm UTC
    Sign If You Love Justin Drew Bieber
    - purplesloth1331
    -iLoVeYou16
    -XShortyX97X
    -bellacullenxoxo
    -_HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS :]
    -hammy6666
    - InliteFreak123 !!!!!!!!!!!!
    -ItAllWorkzOut101babe
    -xXlOvE_HaTeXx8115
    -vanillarainbow007
    -jess1212
    -kayweebabii10
    - x0Twilightcrazzix0 ([ gawd he's so Hawt])
    
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14. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 11:04am UTC
    Middle School
    just a jungle full of ([Drama])
    
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15. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    Hey fellow witty friends My birthday is comming up and I have no idea for a theme what should it be plz help.
    
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16. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    Hey fellow witty friends My birthday is comming up and I have no idea for a theme what should it be plz help.
    
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17. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    &+When you were born,
    There was a ([really long]) awkward Silence
    when you were born - credit to jennifer5
    rest- credit to me
    
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18. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 9:24am UTC
    BeeAreBee leave it here lovers ©©©©
    
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19. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 9:23am UTC
    $hoppingtxt the cellular, babes
    
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20. x0twilightcraziix0
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 9:22am UTC
    LISTENING TO MUSIC!
    peacee. lovee. jonass. oh and by the way, im not here :]
    
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