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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 11:50pm UTC

Make Love; Not War
Because condoms are cheaper th an guns

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 4:05pm UTC

Why is it that
Guys sweatshirts are so much comfier than ours?

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x0stephaniiieee
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January 10, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 10, 2011 3:26pm UTC

Look for the girl with the broken smile
ask her if she wants to stay awhile

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 6, 2011 3:38pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one
Who gets mad when I'm looking at top quotes
And see ones that are only there because they say
"Fave this if...."

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 4, 2011 12:02am UTC

I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 1, 2011 3:08pm UTC

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
January 1, 2011 2:56pm UTC

&+Why is it that..
People point to their wrist when they ask for the time
But people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 31, 2010 12:59am UTC

I wanna see your
PEACOCKCOCKCOCK

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 11:41pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
A fat person asks you if they're fat

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 11:27pm UTC

& I wish I was one of those girls
that people show their friends on facebook and say
"Omg this girl is soo pretty!"

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 26, 2010 3:06pm UTC

Fave if you hate when people tell you to fave their quote if...
LOL JK I'm not going to tell people what to fave

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 7:06pm UTC

Hey Stephen,
I thought our relationship would be a love story and I used to think you belong with me. I didn't think it would ever change. When you asked me out I thought it was the best day. Even though we were only fifteen I thought we would be together forever and always. I didn't feel invisible anymore when you were mine. So tell me why I used to love you the way I loved you. Because now you're just another picture to burn and I know that you're not sorry. You're just mean and I don't know anybody as cold as you. Now thinking back to the story of us makes me feel haunted. I should've said no in the first place.

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 8:35pm UTC

What do tigers dream of
when they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras?
Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit?
But don't you worry your pretty striped head; we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
then we're gonna give him
a best friend hug

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 3:54pm UTC

*Oh you fancy huh*

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 20, 2010 3:46pm UTC

you, me
we're face to face
but we don't
see eye to eye
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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 2:11pm UTC

♥
Party Crasher;Penny Snatcher
Call me up if you want gangsta
don't be fancy,
Just get dancey
Why so serious?
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never be never be anything but loud
and nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and raise your glass
JUST COME ON AND COME ON
AND RAISE YOUR GLASS

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x0stephaniiieee
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December 18, 2010 11:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 16, 2010 4:13pm UTC

Calling someone fat won't make you any skinnier
Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter
Ruining someone's life won't make yours any better
The only thing that you can do in life is solve the
problem that's in front of you

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 10:34pm UTC

He might be all you want for Christmas,
...But you're not gonna get him
So you better make a new wishlist

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