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  1. standGRAND standGRAND
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    so im writin a story and i want to know if anyone will read it its an ICONic boyz love story and heres a hint
    "how could you do this to me!" my dad got a job and new jersey and they were moving me there"
    so please comment or fave if you would read it and i will tell you when the first chapter is up

  2. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too


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  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    You Gave Up
    on the girl who loved you more than anyone else ever could.
    The girl who forgave you, no matter how many times you
    screwed up. She saw all your flaws and they were her favorite
    things about you. She knew you weren't perfect and she didn't care.
    You were her reason to smile, but you let all that go when you left her.
    She may be the one with the tears streaming down her face
    but you're still the fool for letting her go.

  5. supergleek98 supergleek98
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    Me on Facebook
    me: mmmkay Facebook
    me: *64 Notifications* OH MY GOD I AM SO POPULAR
    me: lol wait, they're all game requests
    me: Put some clothes on.
    me: *Like the picture, not the link!*
    me: I CLICKED THE LINK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW B*TCH
    me: Well he's hot.
    me: By liking that picture, I saved that child from cancer.
    me: *like for Jesus Christ, ignore for Justin Bieber*
    me: *funeral, hmu!"
    me: UHM SHOULDN'T YOU BE CRYING OR SOMETHING
    me: this isn't twitter, stop hashtagging.
    me: *like for heaven, ignore for hell*
    me: *scroll*
    me: *scroll*
    me: *scroll*
    me: lol k, I'm going to hell now.

  6. Spuddy1o1 Spuddy1o1
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Shout out to10 year old boys and girls
    who still play hide and seek, tag and collects hot wheels/american girl dolls.

  7. dest15 dest15
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Baby,
    i can make a list of how much love you
    but im not going to waste my time
    on you when your
    not
    even by my side
    </3


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  9. DareeToDreamm DareeToDreamm
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Nothing Compares
    t o y o u r f i r s t l o v e

  10. cassiejayy* cassiejayy*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    I hate when I forget to press send on a text & then I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.

  11. Smash Smash
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    you know a guy cares about you
    when he stops gaming to respond to your texts
    <3


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  13. majenta99 majenta99
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Hehe! I've alwways wanted to do a quote that you have to highlight!!! I feel like a fridgin Ninja!!!!!!
    Witty says im gonna get 800 faves and 40 comments! :)
    You heard witty! Make it happen! :)))

  14. cassiejayy* cassiejayy*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    My biggest mistake wasn't falling for you. It was thinking you had fallen for me too.

  15. girl_from_the_gigs girl_from_the_gigs
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    **IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MY STORY**
    I will be stopping my story if i dont get more than 5 readers, who really read it. each new chapter will need 5+ faves until the next chapter. i feel I should do this because i dont want to write a story if no one will read it.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Do you ever wonder
    what your life looks like through someone else's eyes?


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  18. tryingtoswiminaworldsoshallow tryingtoswiminaworldsoshallow
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    .
    If you look at the word
    " beautiful " carefully,
    you could learn a valuable lesson.
    Each letter, is a different shape and size.
    Some are short and big, some are tall and big,
    some are small and short, and some are tall and small.
    without one letter, the word wouldn't make sense,
    it wouldn't look right, it wouldn't sound right.
    It would change the word, completely.
    Now think of yourself in this example.
    You're a part of this world. Everyone is
    a different shape, size, color, etc. But we all contribute to
    this world in some way.
    If someone left this world, it wouln't be the same.
    It would be less beautiful. It would change the world completely.
    Something would always be missing.
    Don't let society's standards
    take away your beauty

  19. idtapthat idtapthat
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    +& if only the sun burnt calories,
    NOT SKIN.

  20. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Flipping my hair,
    and not knowing
    if I'm pretending to be Willow Smith
    or overwhelming One Direction....

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