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majenta99

1. majenta99
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   March 31, 2013 1:04am UTC
   Happy birthday SYDNEY MARIE NELSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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2. majenta99
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   March 28, 2013 11:00pm UTC
   and I think to myself... "Why do you want me? When you could have her..."
   
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3. majenta99
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   March 23, 2013 9:59pm UTC
   :(:
   Bipolar.
   
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4. majenta99
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   March 23, 2013 1:23pm UTC
   At weddings old people will poke me and say "you're next."
   So I started doing that to them at funerals.
   
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5. majenta99
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   March 19, 2013 7:11pm UTC
   That moment when he becomes your boyfriend... <3
   
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6. majenta99
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   March 15, 2013 6:59pm UTC
   Me: I wonder if anyone likes me...?
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   me: lol, let's be serious here!
   
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7. majenta99
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   March 13, 2013 8:56pm UTC
   going to see a movie with a guy, *awkward turtle mode activated*...
   
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8. majenta99
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   March 7, 2013 7:26pm UTC
   You didn't even try to make room for me... </3
   
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9. majenta99
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   March 5, 2013 10:22pm UTC
   They tell you to be yourself... then they judge you...
   
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10. majenta99
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    March 5, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    That awkward moment when people act like witty is facebook...
    
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11. majenta99
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    March 5, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    GEEEEETTTTT HIMMMMMM!!!! *strokes face*
    MADE MY WEEEK!!! (:(:(:
    
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12. majenta99
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    March 4, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    I love it when he texts me first...<3
    
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13. majenta99
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    March 3, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    I just wanna be with you....
    
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14. majenta99
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    March 3, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    I love watching the same show as someone you are texting! It's like
    "Woah! Did you just see that!?"
    "Yes!!"
    "Ahahah. We don't have lifes..."
    
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15. majenta99
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    August 30, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Well of course the chinese won everything thing in the olympics!!! They made all the equiptment!
    
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16. majenta99
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    August 29, 2012 11:34am UTC
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17. majenta99
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    August 22, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    The most awkardest thing is walking in on my brother singing to the free credit score theme song......
    .... enough said.....
    
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18. majenta99
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    August 22, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Dear mascara companies,
    I think that if you are trying to sell your product you should not have your models wear fake eyelashes in your commercials. I got your mascara hoping to have full and beautiful eyelashes. All it did was dye them black.
    Sincerly,
    Unsatisfied costumer
    
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19. majenta99
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    July 13, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Have you ever wanted to die just to see who would show up to your funeral?
    
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20. majenta99
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    July 13, 2012 3:41pm UTC
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