Witty Profiles

woeyqwueh

yourcool
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 9:41pm UTC
i can't even make a straight line
with a ruler why do people expect so much from me

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 7:57pm UTC
Do you ever get in one of those situations where you're like, "I need to
stop hating this particular person. It's not going to get me anywhere. I just need to grow up and get on with my life." But then they do the tiniest thing to p.iss you off and you're like, "Nope. F.uck you. I want to throw you off a bridge."

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kristabff
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June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC
what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun

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Rajsonkar
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June 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?Father: It means 'to be happy'.Son: Are you gay?.Father:No, son. I have a wife.
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