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  1. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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  2. FallenSpirit FallenSpirit
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    I want a six month vacation
    Twice a year.
    credit to whoever

  3. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    When your wal king on the left side of the road remember it's just l i ke which side your heart is on, the side you let people walk all over.
    nmf
    ~all my quote~

  4. Onmymind143 Onmymind143
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    I love you like a love song...
    and i hate music :) ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. MissAlyson MissAlyson
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. LaLaLoove LaLaLoove
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    & I can't believe I was
    - S T U P I D -
    enough;
    To let myself
    - F A L L -
    for you.
    <*3

  7. cuttttiepie43 cuttttiepie43
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    You never know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. KissItBetter KissItBetter
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Confession # 3:
    i dont believe in love.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. no* no*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    &+ sometimes good things
    ♥ fall apart ♥
    so that even better things can
    fall together♥
    nmf/nmq

  13. UltimateGummyBear UltimateGummyBear
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you try and eskimo kiss Voldemort

  14. damnnngirl damnnngirl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    && Am I The Only One That Hates When You Go To The Next Page, You Always See The Quotes You Just Read?

  15. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 4:33pm UTC
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  16. LilJ LilJ
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    A funny story
    Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Ben ' s mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate, Jennifer, was. Ben's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Ben and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met the eye.
    Reading his mom ' s thoughts, Ben volunteered, ' I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates. '
    About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, ' Ever since your mother came to dinner, I ' ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don ' t suppose she took it, do you? '
    Ben said, ' Well, I doubt it, but I ' ll send her an e-mail just to be sure So he sat down and wrote:
    __________________________________________________________
    Dear Mom,
    I ' m not saying that you ' did ' take the gravy ladle from the house, I ' m not saying that you ' did not ' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love, Ben
    _________________________________________________________
    Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read:
    ____________________________________________________
    Dear Son,
    I ' m not saying that you ' do ' sleep with Jennifer, I ' m not saying that you ' do not ' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mom
    LESSON OF THE DAY -
    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

  17. abc123dorayme abc123dorayme
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2008 9:19pm UTC
    #2 WaysToAnnoyYourRoommate..
    Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus.
    Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them
    ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply,
    "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer.

  18. livinsummerx3 livinsummerx3
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 1:23am UTC
    If Witty were a school:
    Our classes would have to deal with quotes. No one would feel like they were out of place. Everyone would be friends. There would be no drama unless you were going to put on a play. We would have gourmet lunches. It would be a boarding school like 'PCA' on Zoey 101. You could customize your dorm rooms to your liking. You'd get along with your roommates. Gym class was going to the beach. Apple computers for everyone. Teachers weren't weird. And no one would be left with a broken heart.
    Oh, Witty should be a school.

  19. lys_xo lys_xo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 11:44pm UTC
    Today I opened my dresser drawer to find my roommates cat asleep inside it.
    Inside a CLOSED drawer. I'm not sure how this was accomplished, as I was the only one home
    all day and I'd seen the cat wandering around the apartment a few minutes earlier.
    Not gonna lie, kinda creeped out right now.
    MLIA.
    <3


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