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cmwaffles13
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March 15, 2012 11:22am UTC

I m married to the music;
>> for better <<
or for worse*

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liz_1998
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 11:22am UTC

Every time you broke my heart...
He was there with the glue.

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 11:24am UTC

The major drop in your confidencewhen you sing the wrong words to a song.

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ilikeicecream
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 12:43pm UTC

lifes to short
To be waitin round miserable
people gonna talk
Whether you doin bad or good
don't let the bastards
Bring you down
♥
NMF

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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catherinexo
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Can you find the
the mistake?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Fav if you found, comment if you didnt :)

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Janelle24
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 12:53pm UTC

you know..
you were cute
UNTIL
you opened your mouth.
FIX YOUR PERSONALITY.

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luvcheer
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:31am UTC

that awkward moment when. . .#3
you get home and instantly yell to your mom. . .
"HEY MOM!DO WE HAVE ANY TAMPONS?!?!?!?!?"
and she has her friends and their husbands over.

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luvcheer
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 11:21am UTC

that awkward moment when. . .#4
when you want to tell someone that their zipper is down. . .but you would have to explain why you were looking that low.

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luvcheer
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:44am UTC

my friend came to sing happy birthday to me in the middle of my class and she sang this instead. . .
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!PEOPLE DIE. . .CHILDREN CRY. . .HAPPY BIRHTDAY!!!!"
and walked out.
i love her.<3

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luvcheer
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:40am UTC

the other day during school i got detention from my MALE history teacher for taking too long in the bathroom so i stood infront of the class and said. . .
"Well have you ever timed yourself while changing a tampon?"
i told him.(:ha

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TheLostMatchGirl
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Don't tell me the sky's the limit.When there's footsteps on the moon.. ♥

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Janelle24
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 12:38pm UTC

I HATE WHEN
stupid
BIMBOS
accuse me of saying stuff
behind their backs.
TRUST ME,
IF I WAS TO SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU..
YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST TO KNOW :)

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