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TheBllaaahhhh
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:39pm UTC

TEACHER: How do you spell 'crocodile?'
Student: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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nodollarbillsjustsomethingreal
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Here's to the girl who sits and stares at the clock
waiting for 11:11 just for it to be wasted on a boy who will never feel the same way she does.
•••

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iwishforyou_xoxox
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Girls dump guys because their done.
Guys dump girls because their on to the
next one.
♥ ♥ ♥

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itsemma1
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC

It seems like everything on TV costs $19.95
plus shipping & handling. ♥
NOT MY FORMAT

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ihearthimvanillatwilight
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Someday, I promise I'll be gone
&
Someday, I might even sing this song
to you
<|3

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CarrForeverYoung
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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peacelovemusic47
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
Oh, look what you've done,
you've made a fool of
everyone.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 1:18am UTC

ok so lets play a game
RULES
1. dont think of the game
2. when ever u lose u hav to post it
fav if ur gonna play

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 1:22am UTC

Yes im a gurl
Yes im a figure sk8er
AND
Yes ill kick ur BUTT

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 8:37pm UTC

click to see this quote

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 11:37pm UTC

☐ single.
☐ taken.
☑ secretly a ninja.
n m f - w h i t e g i r l s w a g

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 1:51pm UTC

Loading Swag... ████████████████ 100% Complete.

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 1:32pm UTC

I am 70% obsessed with my looks
I own:
[x] hair straightener
[x] curling iron
[] mousse
[x] hairspray
[x] gel
[] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[x] hair clips
[x] hair ties
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[x] I have dyed my hair
[] I have/had highlights
TOTAL: 10
Eyes:
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[x] fake eyelashes
[] eyelash curler
[x] eye shimmer
[] contacts
[] stunna shades
[x] eye makeup remover
TOTAL: 17
Lips/Teeth:
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink lip gloss
[x] lipstick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
TOTAL: 22
Complexion/Overall Face:
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[x] powder
[x] cover up
TOTAL: 29
Nails:
[x]nail polish/varnish
[] filer
[x] nail clipper
[x] nail buffer
[] cuticle remover
[x] nail hardener
[] nail brush
[x] fake nails
[x] nail scissors
TOTAL: 35
OVERALL TOTAL: 35
Now multiply your number by 2
Then repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 11:49pm UTC

I CONSIDER MYSELF A CRAYON,
I MAY NTO BE YOUR FAVORITE ,
BUT SOME DAY YOU GONNA NEED
ME TO COMPLETE YOU PICTURE

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 11:41pm UTC

akward moment
when you talk to him for hours on end then he coments on her photo
then u cant tlk anymore

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 11:56pm UTC

L- Lots
O- Of
L- Love
h

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 1:09am UTC

check out my quotes plzzzz

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 1:17pm UTC

jersey shore:
Vinny must be a bad husband have you seen how many wifebeater he wears

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sillygirl1124
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 1:23pm UTC

kissing test<3
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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