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  1. KarinaTomlinson KarinaTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    A good morning text doesn't only mean "good morning."
    It also means "I woke up thinking about you."

  2. shewillbeloved_x shewillbeloved_x
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:14pm UTC
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  3. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    FROM MOM : ( SHES CLEVER ) <3
    Leaving for the weekend, I hid $100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room & you will find it .

  4. rissabby102 rissabby102
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    March 4, 2012 4:05pm UTC
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  5. Tempest* Tempest*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like

  6. goodstuff1227 goodstuff1227
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    Swag on

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That gangsta feeling
    When you rap your favourite song without messing up.

  8. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    hauntingly beautiful
    Chapter 26
    I began to panic as a firm hand clamped over my mouth.
    My first instinct was to kick, so I started to squirm under their tight grip.
    I tried to scream, but under the person's hand, it sounded like a bunch of muffles.
    Suddenly, I heard chuckling behind me.
    My body was loosened, as the person removed his hands from my body.
    I turned around, fists in the air, readying to punch.
    As soon as I saw Hunter, my fists dropped to my sides.
    I was confused, yet I growled with anger when he continued to laugh.
    "You think this was funny?! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" I snapped, slapping his shoulder.
    Hunter bit his lower lip, trying to stop his endless laughter.
    "S-sorry, you're reaction was just priceless!" he grinned.
    I rolled my eyes, turning my back from him, as I started to walk.
    He caught up with me, placing his warm hand on my wrist.
    "Where are you going?" he held me.
    I pulled my arm away from him, crossing my them as I avoided eye contact with him.
    "You can't ignore me forever, Hayden." he sighed, yanking my arm forcefully as I stopped in my tracks.
    "Why did you even come after me?" I whispered.
    Hunter let out a bitter laugh. "Why wouldn't I?"
    I narrowed my eyes away from him, as I nervously played with the ends of my hair.
    "Because you know the truth now..." I trailed off.
    Hunter let out a groan, placing his hands at my waist.
    Immediately, I blushed as Hunter smirked.
    "That doesn't change me prespective of you." he pulled me closer.
    My cheek came in contact with his chest, as he held me with protection.
    "Is doesn't?" I asked.
    Hunter rested his chin on the top of my head.
    "Of course not, silly." he paused. "What your dad did to you and your brother wasn't your fault. You were the victim."
    I bit my lip. "Cameron was the victim, too."
    Hunter played with my hair, running his finger through it.
    He pulled my head back slowly, as he pressed his lips on my forehead.
    I closed my eyes at his gentle touch, as he wrapped his fingers through mine.
    "Let's get you home now, it's getting late." he muttered.
    We went back into his car, where he parked about a block away.
    He began to drive me back home, and it seemed as if I ran far away, because it took us a while.
    By the time Hunter dropped me back at home, Ruth was waiting for me in the kitchen.
    She seemed stressed, and her face was tight and serious.
    "Ruth, what's wrong?" I asked.
    Ruth sighed, shaking her head as messy loose strands of hair fell onto her barely aged face.
    "I got a call from your principal earlier today." she sighed. "Why didn't you tell me you were getting bullied at school?"
    I bit my tongue nervously. "It was no big deal, I didn't want you to worry."
    Ruth rubbed the back of her neck. "It was no big deal? The principal told me everyone found out about your father, and they're putting up nasty posters and pictures everywhere in the school!"
    I don't think Ruth's ever raised her voice at me before.
    I sulked back into the wall, obviously scared by her harsh tone.
    Her face softened. "Hayden, I can't send you back to that school."
    "I'm in the middle of my junior year!" I cried.
    Ruth shook her head. "It's not good parenting if I do."
    I clenched my fists by my sides. "You aren't even my real mom!" I spat, tears streaming down my face.
    I stromed up the stairs, slamming my door shut.
    No, I couldn't loose Hunter, right when I just got him.

  9. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Am I the Only One
    who trys to get rid of the weird
    thought in my head because I feel
    like someone may be able to
    read my mind.

  10. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    If a girls bra is called
    over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
    then what'a a guys underwear called?
    under-the-butt-nut-hut?

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

  12. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.
    -tumblr-

  13. rasgirlx018 rasgirlx018
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    By My Side
    Chapter Six
    "Kendall!" I hear Kyla shout, as she burst into my backyard, where I was in the pool.
    I hopped out of the pool, and grabbed a towel.
    "Yes?" I asked, ringing the water out of my hair.
    "So how was your dinner last night?" Kyla asked, waggling her eyebrows.
    I grinned as I mentally slapped myself for forgetting to call Kyla last night.
    I knew I was forgetting something.
    "It was..nice." I simply said.
    Then again, there wasn't much to say. I met my neighbors, big whoop.
    "Was I right? Were they cute?!" Kyla shouted, shaking my shoulders as she waited for answers.
    "Why don't you come see for yourself? My mom told them we'd help unpack today." I grinned.
    Kyla's face lit up like a little kid on Christmas.
    "I have a date with Harry, but I could reschedule!" she squealed, hopping up and down.
    I laughed at how childish she was acting, and shook my head.
    "Hold on, Ken. Let me call him really quick." she said, then bolted into the house.
    I sat down in the lounge chair beside me, and began laughing again. Except this time, I wasn't the only one.
    As I heard somebody laughing with me, I jerked up, only to see Ian hopping over the fence that divided our house.
    He grinned widely, "Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you."
    My nervously tensed face softened, and another smile formed on my face.
    "It's no problem. I'm just not used to having people randomly break into my yard." I directed towards him.
    Ian laughed nervously, and sat in the second lounge chair beside me.
    "Yeah, sorry about that. I got a little bit bored." he shrugged.
    I raised an eyebrow, as he poured himself a glass of water from the pitcher my mother left out hear earlier.
    "So you decide to come to my house, unannounced?" I asked, puzzled.
    I'd only officially met him yesterday, and he was already breaking into my backyard?
    Then again, his family did just move here, he could easily be looking for a friend, right?
    "That's the plan." he grinned, leaning back in his chair.
    I shrugged, and did the same, letting my body soak up the sun.
    The second I shut my eyes, however, I felt somebody grab ahold of me, yanking me off the chair.
    "Uh, who's that?" Kyla asked quietly, nodding over towards Ian.
    I grinned slyly at her. "That's my new neighbor, Ian."
    I struggled to hold back from bursting out laughing as Kyla's mouth dropped.
    "He's, gorgeous." she finally let out, gazing at him.
    I couldn't help it, I started to laugh.
    "Too bad you have Harry." I winked at her.
    Kyla's eyes narrowed at me, and she smiled to me.
    "What Harry doesn't know, won't kill him. I can look at other guys, I just can't touch." she warned.
    I couldn't help but smile. There were some times where she was actually funny.
    "Kendall, I'll be right back." Ian said from behind me.
    I turned around and nodded, before he walked off.
    "Kendall!" Kyla shouted as he disappeared, "how could you let him just leave like that?!"
    I looked at Kyla, confused.
    "Because he said he'd be right back?" I answered, unsure.
    Kyla paused, then nodded. "Oh, okay then."
    A few days later, Kyla and I went to the beach, as we usually do.
    But this time, she insisted I invite Ian, since she promised Harry he could come.
    I wasn't to angry with the idea since I'd come to know Ian better, since our mothers had been around each other nearly everyday.
    "Just be by my house by, say 11:30?" I had told Ian through the phone, the night before.
    He agreed.
    Now, it was almost 12:15 and he still was nowhere in sight. Which is funny because he lives right next door.
    "I'm here!" I heard him shout, as he ran into the house.
    I laughed, and rolled my eyes. "I guess you still go by the whole breaking and entering rule."
    "Ha ha, very funny." Ian laughed sarcastically, "but for your information, I overslept."
    I widened my eyes, pretending to act interested.
    "Yeah yeah, whatever. Come on, let's go." I said, gripping tightly to pull him out the door.
    "Was there a need to nearly rip my arm from my body." Ian asked, as I started my car.
    I laughed as he moved his arm around a few times. I guess I didn't know my own strength.
    "Yes, you were late." I replied, then focused on my driving.
    Only minutes later did we get to the beach, luckily.
    Usually, on hot July days like this, the beach would be packed from toddlers to people older than my grandparents.
    Everybody loved the perfect beach day, no matter who you were.
    "Come on, slowpoke. Before I age here." I giggled, as I waited impatiently for Ian to get out of the car.
    I could already tell this was the beginning of a great friendship.
    -Don't worry, this is just the whole boring introduction to the story phase. The real deal is coming soon!
    Enjoy! Let me know if you want more

  14. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
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    February 19, 2012 9:06pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    If there was an award for laziness,
    I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I may not be the hottest or prettiest girl out there
    But trust me,
    If you give me a chance,
    I will love you like no one else could.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    You should have opened your eyes sooner.
    I was crazy for you

  19. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
    family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
    friends: omg you are soooo pretty
    guys: i've never really seen this species of animal before

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I want to be the girlfriend
    Not the friend, not the confidant , not the other girl, not the friend with benefits,
    not the second choice.
    I want to be the one who is loved, held, and
    who gets the phone calls at night,
    and the cute surprises, the kisses on the forehead and the I miss you's.
    I want it all

:)

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