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wittygirl2014
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July 5, 2009 6:42pm UTC

I hate dang mosquitoes with an intimate passion.
sorry just venting. i have many mosquito bites at the moment.

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wittygirl2014
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June 24, 2009 11:10am UTC

boys are like slinkies;
Stupid, but fun to push down the stairs

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wittygirl2014
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June 24, 2009 11:01am UTC

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

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wittygirl2014
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June 23, 2009 11:04pm UTC

pshhhh forget love.
I want to fall in chocolate. <3

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wittygirl2014
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June 3, 2009 8:54am UTC

POEM FOR BOYS
Don't tell me you love me, you stupid dick
A lot of guys like me, so i can have my pick
If you ever thought i was gonna choose you
You are mental, go back to the zoo
And please realize, i'm not like the rest
and for once look at me and not at my chest
So next time i see you, don't act so cool
Because trust me, you'll just look like a fool
I hate it how i thought you were the one
Now all i want to do is shoot you with a gun
You broke my heart so don't ask me out again
Because we all know that you really like men!
ALLLLLLLL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA WAS RLY BORED IN GYM CLASSS SOOOO
RATE ME HIGH <33
don't jockkk please

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wittygirl2014
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June 3, 2009 8:31am UTC

"i don't know who you are
I don't know what you want
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you i don't have money
But what i do have are a very particular set of skills
Skills that i have acquired over a very long career
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you
If you give me my daughter back now, that will be the end of it.
I will not look for you
I will not pursue you
But if you don't,
I will look for you.
I will find you.
And I will kill you."
"..... Good luck."
---TAKEN BEST MOVIE EVERRR
Favorite this if you agreee <3333

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wittygirl2014
posted a quote
June 3, 2009 8:12am UTC

Boy: You must be really tired.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you've been running through my mind all day

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wittygirl2014
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June 3, 2009 8:09am UTC

Hey, you look just like my next boyfriend!
- Get it!! haha

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wittygirl2014
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June 3, 2009 7:55am UTC

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. How does that make sense?

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wittygirl2014
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June 2, 2009 2:46pm UTC

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

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wittygirl2014
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June 2, 2009 2:39pm UTC

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wittygirl2014
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June 2, 2009 2:34pm UTC

T.E.A.M
together everything is possible
-make pretttty

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wittygirl2014
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June 2, 2009 2:13pm UTC

"Hey mom" [[eva on the phone with her mom]]
"EVA PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!" [[cameron, screaming into eva's phone]]

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wittygirl2014
posted a quote
June 2, 2009 1:07pm UTC

jaw
I'm gonna make your
drop

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wittygirl2014
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June 2, 2009 1:01pm UTC

She's my best friend
You break her
I break your face
<3

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wittygirl2014
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June 2, 2009 12:57pm UTC

Where is the dirtiest place on Earth?
GERMany!
-Cheesy but funny :)

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wittygirl2014
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June 2, 2009 11:42am UTC

"Come on... keep doing it!!" -Coach
"... thats what she said." -Me

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wittygirl2014
posted a quote
June 2, 2009 11:38am UTC

I-HOP
now spell that out aloud haha and see what it sounds like

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wittygirl2014
posted a quote
June 2, 2009 11:37am UTC

eye ame nott thet grate ate speling

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wittygirl2014
posted a quote
June 2, 2009 11:30am UTC

http://www.mp3lyrics.org/PQP
Happiness by eleventyseven
Happiness is overrated
It always lets me down
It's artificially inflated
She's a flirt and she burns me every time
Happiness is just a dream and
nothing is what it seems
Happiness broke my heart
But You caught all the pieces
I thought that I'd found it all
But Your love is so much deeper
Even though my life's a mess
I love You more than happiness

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