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wittyd

wittyd
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 2:16pm UTC
During a test, people look up for inspiration
down in desperation,
and left and right for information.

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wittyd
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October 9, 2011 1:13pm UTC
The awkward moment when Chris Brown lifts his hand to scratch his head and everybody flinches

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wittyd
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October 9, 2011 1:08pm UTC
Your heart is a token not a toy
but if you want it broken give it to a boy....

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wittyd
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 9:56am UTC
Our relationship would have worked
if you were more like me
and absolutely nothing like yourself

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wittyd
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October 9, 2011 9:45am UTC
Have you ever noticed that....
Nike and Gatorade
are advertised together and their slogans are "Is
it in you?" and "Just do it"
...just a thought

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wittyd
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 9:36am UTC
A boy loves a thousand girls 1 way ...
A man loves 1 girl in a thousand ways.

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