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winterswishingwell
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June 7, 2012 5:27pm UTC

it dosent matter what color or race we are because were all the same color when the lights are off

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winterswishingwell
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June 5, 2012 11:47pm UTC

your the only one who can see my tears...
hear my thoughts...
and know my heart...
my teddy bear
Format: twilightgirl995

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winterswishingwell
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June 3, 2012 10:52pm UTC

panda bears are the ninja version of polar bears

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winterswishingwell
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June 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other,
"hey, does he taste funny to you?"

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winterswishingwell
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May 31, 2012 8:17pm UTC

click to see this quote

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winterswishingwell
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May 31, 2012 7:04pm UTC

I think they named oranges before carrots
Person1: ok what should we name this?
Person2: um, ok there orange, Oranges!
Person1:cool what about these (pointing to carrots)
Person2: oh $h!t

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winterswishingwell
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May 27, 2012 11:44pm UTC

that awkward feeling when you make a wish on a star and later realize that star was an airplane

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winterswishingwell
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May 27, 2012 5:40pm UTC

protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, but what ever you do dont make her fall for you unless you plan to catch her

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winterswishingwell
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May 27, 2012 12:23pm UTC

strangers telling me "I love you"
F**k it i dont know why but, "I love you to!!"

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winterswishingwell
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May 20, 2012 1:50pm UTC

Shaggy: hello? anybody home?
ghost: evil cackle
Shaggy:what was that
Velma: the wind?
Shaggy: first time i ever heard a wind with a sense of humor
like if you remember the old school cartoons like Scooby-Doo

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winterswishingwell
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May 18, 2012 7:03pm UTC

girl:did you just slap my a$$?!!!
guy:Not so sure about that i think your a$$ slapped my hand

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winterswishingwell
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May 17, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Teacher: hey! put the phone away i hate when people text in my class!
Me: I'm not texting
Teacher: your smiling at your crotch your either texting or masturbating, so witch one do you want to admit to?
Me: ok fine Him texting!!!!

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winterswishingwell
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May 2, 2012 10:17pm UTC

i dont need words to feel those lips

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winterswishingwell
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April 16, 2012 11:57pm UTC

the caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the credit

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winterswishingwell
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April 15, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I'm not suicidal and I'm not in denial I'm fine just a little sad i promise, cya tomorrow
he broke his promise

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winterswishingwell
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April 14, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Hey everyone guess what?!
(what)
Im naked under these clothes! yeah thats right.

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winterswishingwell
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April 14, 2012 7:57pm UTC

you know somethings wrong when your math teacher tells you the answer is 480 children when the question asked for cookies.

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winterswishingwell
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April 14, 2012 6:14pm UTC

welcome to the tea party
we set the table for three for afternoon tea
when the guest arrive we step aside for me myself and I
We poured the tea for these three and watched with glee
I passed the cakes to me and then to myself
They then began to speek never more then one voice was heard at a time
Only one person ate at a certain time only one drank at a certain time only one moved at a certain time
And when the party was over we, me, myself, and i all left at the same time

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winterswishingwell
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April 14, 2012 1:11am UTC

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winterswishingwell
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 11:32pm UTC

you know when to people are in love because there the only ones who don't realize it.<3

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