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willywonkaloveschicken

1. willywonkaloveschicken
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   December 18, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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2. willywonkaloveschicken
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   December 5, 2011 12:57am UTC
   someone . anyone . give me one
   reason not to slit my wrists tonight .
   
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3. willywonkaloveschicken
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   December 5, 2011 12:23am UTC
   i would feel SOO good to cut one . last . time ..
   
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4. willywonkaloveschicken
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   November 3, 2011 11:11pm UTC
   parents say 'its MY house' ; but when its time to clean its turns to 'its YOUR house too'
   
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5. willywonkaloveschicken
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   November 3, 2011 11:09pm UTC
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   November 3, 2011 11:06pm UTC
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7. willywonkaloveschicken
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   November 2, 2011 11:53pm UTC
   Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts ,
   Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts ,
   Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts , Tatts ,
   Tatts , Tatts , (STOP) Now Where TF You
   Gone Get Hired At?!
   
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8. willywonkaloveschicken
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   November 2, 2011 11:44pm UTC
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9. willywonkaloveschicken
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   October 23, 2011 1:28pm UTC
   when i delete texts ; i feel like im deleting evidence
   
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10. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 23, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    i hate how spiders juss sit there on the wall acting like they pay rent ..
    
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11. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 22, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    dear sleep ,
    i know we had problems when i was younger ; but ive grown up ; i love you now <3
    
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12. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 22, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    hearing noises when youre home alone and juss accepting the fact that youre gonnnna die (:
    
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13. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 22, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    texting someone in the same room as you and then intently staring at them until they get it (;
    
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14. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 22, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    i believe the word 'studying' was derived from the phrase 'students dying'
    
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15. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 20, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    SINGLE : (S)tress (I)s (N)ow (G)one (L)ife's (E)asier (;
    
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    October 20, 2011 5:45pm UTC
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17. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 20, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch ..
    (;
    
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    October 18, 2011 5:56pm UTC
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    October 17, 2011 7:33pm UTC
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20. willywonkaloveschicken
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    October 17, 2011 12:49am UTC
    girl (talking to the guy she likes) : do you have a girlfriend ?
    guy : yeah ; she lives in my old town .
    girl : wheres your old town ?
    guy : like 2 hours away .
    girl : OHH ; so you ARE single (:
    
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