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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. PhoebeLikeRawr PhoebeLikeRawr
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Home alone = Raving.

  3. ninababy97 ninababy97
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    girl: am i gonna be the only girl you love this much?
    boy: i cant say that.
    girl: awhh rllly?..:/
    boy: yeah because im gonna love our daughter the same amount to<3*

  4. SecretKeeper_ SecretKeeper_
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    My Secret?
    only a few of my friends know.
    and sometimes i wish they didnt.
    i snap my wrist. hard. my goal?
    to bleed.
    has it happened yet?
    no.
    but i will feel accomplished when i do.
    i look at my red wrist and feel proud at what i have done to myself.
    i feel fat.
    and i hate it. i really do.
    i want to lose weight.
    my friends laugh and try to tell me im skinny
    but i obviously dont believe it.
    i know im not morbidly obese
    and im not exactly chubby but i hate my weight
    i hate my butt
    my thighs
    my arms
    my stomach.
    all of it.
    i want it to go away

  5. lillehbbzx lillehbbzx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    I try out a smile, & I aim it at you,
    You must of missed it,
    You always do

    the writer - ellie goulding♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. imperfectineveryway imperfectineveryway
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    After a while, you learn the difference between holding hands and falling in love. You begin to learn the kisses don't always mean something, and promises can be broken just as quickly as they were made. And sometimes, goodbyes really are for forever.
    this ones for you a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

  8. holly_blackmore holly_blackmore
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    Blonde: "Doctor, i hurt everywhere!"
    *Touches arm*
    "ow" *touches leg*
    "ow" ... etc
    Doctor: Mam
    Blonde: yes
    Doctor: you broke your finger!

  9. luvsaraforever luvsaraforever
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Sometimes...
    I sneak up on my alarm when it's sleeping and yell
    "HOW DOES IT FEEL?" :)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. Ohdaarling Ohdaarling
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    You're insecure
    don't know what for. You're
    turning heads when you walk
    through the door. Don't need
    make-up to cover up. being
    the way that you are is enough.
    Everyone else in the room can
    see it, everyone else but you.
    Baby you light up my world like
    nobody else. The way you flip
    your hair gets me overwhelmed.
    But when you smile at the ground,
    it isn't hard to tell.. you don't know
    oh oh, you don't know
    you're beautiful.

  11. luv4life1082 luv4life1082
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    I bet you skipped over this because it’s not “pretty”.

  12. sweetpea2016 sweetpea2016
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    ANDROPHOBIA
    FEAR OF MEN

  13. Katey11 Katey11
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    'Why you wanna Marry
    me anyhow?'
    'So, I can kiss you
    anytime I want' ..♥
    Sweet Home Alabama (:

  14. valentineunicorn valentineunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    Buddy the Elf quote #2 "Wow you're fast.I'm glad I caught up to you.I waited 5 hours for you.Why is your coat so big?So, good news. I saw a dog today.Have you seen a dog?You probably have.How was school?Was it fun?Did you get a lot of homework?Huh?Do you have any friends?Do you have a best friend?Does he have a big coat too?"♥

  15. ilovemybabyy ilovemybabyy
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:05pm UTC
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  16. TiffanyNikole005 TiffanyNikole005
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    A STORY OF A SAD GIRL..
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    .........When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Like this if you against Child ABUSE :'(
    nmq

  17. keenziexx keenziexx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    I did it on my bed, I did it on
    the couch, I did it in the car . . .
    texting is such an obsession (;


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. bubbles133333 bubbles133333
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:02pm UTC
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  20. ThatWittyChick105 ThatWittyChick105
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    I like you.
    you like me.
    let's go.
    [♥]

:)

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