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1. whydopeoplesay
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   April 26, 2011 6:05pm UTC
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2. whydopeoplesay
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   April 26, 2011 5:40pm UTC
   When being sentenced to death, by Lethal Injection, why do they sterilize the needle?
   
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3. whydopeoplesay
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   April 26, 2011 5:35pm UTC
   Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
   
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4. whydopeoplesay
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   April 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC
   Why does Goofy stand on two legs, while Pluto walks on all fours? They are both dogs.
   
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5. whydopeoplesay
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   April 24, 2011 3:16pm UTC
   Did you ever notice if you blow in a dogs face it gets upset, however, when you bring it on a car ride it sticks its head right out the window?
   
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6. whydopeoplesay
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   April 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   What do people in China call their good plates?
   
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7. whydopeoplesay
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   April 24, 2011 3:07pm UTC
   Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
   
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8. whydopeoplesay
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   April 24, 2011 3:02pm UTC
   Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
   "Hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
   
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