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Hi, I just love horoscopes so much, so i decided to make an account to share them with you all on here. All of the horoscopes will be tomorrows so you're fully prepared for the next day. FOLLOW ME? ;D I'll love you forever. Leave me a comment if you want me to keep going, or if you just wanna say hi. okay, that's about it. Bye!

  1. whore_oscopes whore_oscopes
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    March 7, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    CAPRICORN
    3/8/12
    You don't mind being bold with a new home based business idea - especially if it's something you could run on a small scale. When it comes to travel and new discoveries you may find it harder going. If you're going abroad for whatever reason, expect delays. Yet if you do encounter a detour, whilst frustrating, it can prove interesting.

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    March 7, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    SAGITTARIUS
    3/8/12
    The desire to indulge may be greater than it has been for some time with both Venus and Jupiter in your health zone. If you have noticed your weight increasing, this is the time to do something about it - though you may not want to. First off, develop a regular exercise routine. Keeping away from calorie laden foods may prove hard.

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    March 7, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    SCORPIO
    3/8/12
    While you may feel spaced out for much of the day, your friends are around keeping an eye on you. They may seem to be holding you back or holding you up, but actually they are performing a vital task. They are keen to make sure that you are doing the right thing and not taking too many outrageous risks. Nice to be so supported.

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    March 7, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    LIBRA
    3/8/12
    Exercise may work wonders for you. The problem for you may be creating the time to actually do it. The Sun and Neptune in your work and health zone suggests you could find it easier to watch TV rather than get your gym gear on and go for it. Yet if you are willing to push yourself, you may notice how much better you feel.

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    March 7, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    VIRGO
    3/8/12
    Despite the fact that you may be experiencing delays, you are moving into a phase in which you can make quite an impact. As Jupiter moves to positively aspect Pluto, so you may be offered some very special opportunities, or may decide to go after something yourself. It is worth making the effort as you can reap a special reward.

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    March 7, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    LEO
    3/8/12
    You may be hoping for a financial windfall. Mars retrograde could be causing you some financial frustration, but it is also encouraging you to take a look at the way you manage your money. You may decide to save more instead of splashing out on all the latest things. If you commit to starting a budget you might feel more in control.

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    March 7, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    CANCER
    3/8/12
    You may be feeling tired because you have a lot to do, and have been held back by delays and problems. Some of these "delays" might actually be quite pleasant events, but could still get in the way of your ability to make progress. Also today a stroke of genius combined with a stroke of good fortune can bring a smile to your face.

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    March 7, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    GEMINI
    3/8/12
    Try not to ignore your feelings. It may help you to make a lot more progress, Gemini, if you focus on those issues that you might have been trying to sweep under the carpet. Acknowledging them and acting on them could be the best thing you do. It will give you a new perspective. Your love life looks pretty hot too, if rather hush, hush.

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    March 7, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    ARIES
    3/8/12
    Although you may be experiencing problems and delays because of others, there is still a lot you can do to improve things for yourself. Try to cultivate friends in all the right places, especially those who pull the strings. Somebody with some clout could help you to realize a dream. All you have to do is ask, so take that first step.

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    March 7, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    PISCES
    3/8/12
    Although you may be experiencing problems and delays because of others, there is still a lot you can do to improve things for yourself. Try to cultivate friends in all the right places, especially those who pull the strings. Somebody with some clout could help you to realize a dream. All you have to do is ask, so take that first step.

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    March 7, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    AQUARIUS
    3/8/12
    If you have been splurging money recently it may well have been on soft furnishings or decorations, or new furniture. Then again, there may have been expenses linked to your family. Yet you may have been happy enough to splash out, but how has this affected your balance of payments? You may need to trim back a little.

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    March 7, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    TAURUS
    3/8/12
    Even if this is not how you see things, someone may feel that you have been having all the luck, all the breaks and all the attention of late. Look out for subtle undertones of their attitude. This might not cause a major stir, but jealousy can be tricky. Then again, is the green eyed monster about to take hold in you Taurus?

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    March 6, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    SAGITTARIUS
    You can amaze yourself let anyone else, as today can see you do something madcap, but also rather emotional. Are you about to propose? Or perhaps agree to abseil down the side of a hospital for charity, or offer to cook the dinner, when the kitchen has previously been out of bounds. Whichever, this may show a new side of you.

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    March 6, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    CAPRICORN
    If you have got something on your mind, do share it. If you keep your emotions locked inside yourself it could make you tetchy and restless. The chances are that you'll want to set up some kind of social possibility. You may even invite friends around or decide you want to be anywhere but home. If you busy yourself, it won't be dull.

  15. whore_oscopes whore_oscopes
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    March 6, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    SCORPIO
    If your working or domestic life is rather too mundane, you can be minded to inject proceedings with a dash of fantasy. If this is not easy, look to use your lunch hour to visit a museum, watch a short concert or listen to a rendition. At home, look to break the grip of chores and obligations. Some daydreaming can be good for you too.

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    March 6, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    LIBRA
    You might find yourself in the mood to spring a surprise, but equally one could come along to delight you. You can also find yourself gaining great pleasure in doing a good deed. The look of delight on the other person's face can make this really worth the extra effort. Helping people can become a theme much more professionally too.

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    March 6, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    VIRGO
    To get what you now want, it may be that you will feel tempted to buck a previous agreement. To another person this may be "set in stone" but this might not stop you from thinking about making your escape. Something can end and begin very suddenly because of this, but you may find it very hard to resist a new opportunity.

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    March 6, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    LEO
    You can find yourself in a quandary today. Part of you can want to be a bit mischievous and another side of you can be loath to let anyone down, or not meet people's expectations of you. It's almost as if, just as you have a chance for greater success, a willful side of you may want to do completely the opposite. Which side will win out?

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    March 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    CANCER
    You might find yourself having to make a snap decision today. A friend can make an introduction or an interesting suggestion and it can be very enticing, and it can have implications for your overall role in life or your work. Then again, you might find yourself rebelling against professional demands and wanting to chill out and have fun.

  20. whore_oscopes whore_oscopes
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    March 6, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    GEMINI
    The Leo Moon sees you bubbly and with Mercury and Uranus still sparkling side by side in your sign, originality can be your middle name, or if you're sticking to what you know, this combination urges you to be bolder and more spontaneous. If you follow your hunches, they can also pay off financially, so do listen to your inner voice.

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