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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 1:27am UTC

------------ Today, a home video of me---------
at the zoo, aged 3.
I was pointing at the pigs
and shouting
"SAUSAGE"♥
MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 1:16am UTC

Today i fufilled my
life dream
My shampoo and conditioner ran out
At the same time.
~MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 12:48am UTC

Today i met a
Canadian
--> And the first thing he did
Was apologized for Justin Bieber...
-MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 12:42am UTC

Today i joined a group on facebook titled
"i can blee d for 5 days and not die , whats y our super power?"
I think thats an epic win for females everywhere.
-MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 12:32am UTC

Today,i was looking up random laws for Maryland.And i found out that, anyone over the age of 90 must,on each birthday, publicly apologize for still being alive.
-MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 12:25am UTC

today i learned that is illegal to die at Disney World, the paramedics will literally
Remove
you from Disney property before they pronounce you dead. x.x
-MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 12:15am UTC

Today i realised
that no where in the nursery rhyme
"Humpty Dumpty" dose it actually mention
that he is an egg.
-MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 12:10am UTC

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Today i noticed
my bed had a warning label
on it reading,
" WARNING.
please do not attempt
to swallow the mattress.
-MLIA

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 13, 2011 8:47pm UTC

Loving you is as easy as breathing,
but im holding my breath
because i don't want to love you
♥
anymore.

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 9, 2011 6:12pm UTC

She completely
fell for him
and he
didn't
even
Stumble
- - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 9, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Smiles
are like
Band-aids.
They cover up
the pain,
But it still hurts.

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 9, 2011 1:11am UTC

Today started out being
a r e a l l y b a d d a y .
I woke up 25 minutes late, My hair was covered in knots, When I was trying to put my chap stick in my pocket, the cap popped off and I got chap stick all over my hand, I got overheated and felt sick, And then my flip-flop got stuck in the door and I fell. But as I was walking a little old man drove by me in a purple van, and smiled at me. It's amazing how that tiny little smile, could make my day.

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 12:51am UTC

Never
give up on
someone
youcan't
go a day
without thinking about.

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 12:42am UTC

There's a dream
That i've been chasing
» I want it so badley to be reality
And when your holding my hand **
I understand
That it was ment to be
☀

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 12:25am UTC

It's the way
you made me laugh
When i didn't
Even
want
To smile
- - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 12:12am UTC

Because of you,
h a l f t h e t i m e I d o n ’ t e v e n k n o w t h a t I ’ m s m i l i n g :)
♥

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 11:37pm UTC

♥
I've played the field
The game
The park
The arcade
I've used the style
And the pickup lines
And every cliche
Just to find someone
like you.

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 2:42am UTC

..........
Tomorrow is another day,
as dull or bright as it may seem
full of smiles or screams, laughs or tears
b u t w i t h o u t y o u , t o m o r r o w i s n o t w o r t h l i v i n g .
..........

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 2:31am UTC

Loving you is as easy as breathing,
But im holding my breath i dont want to love you a-n-y-m-o-r-e
♥

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whoaawaffle
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 2:16am UTC

i've never seen a smile that
could light the room like//♥
Yours.

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