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December 9, 2010 9:37pm UTC

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Who do you choose -
The one you love, or the one that loves you...?

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December 9, 2010 9:36pm UTC

Last night,
>>>> I found out how much a broken heart really hurts. It feels like you're suffocating, like you can't take any air in at all. Like your heart is literally being ripped in two. You can't stop crying, for whatever reason it is. All you can think of is, what if it had actually happened right, what if he had actually did love you, instead of her. And, what the f.uck if they do get back together, what do you say to him - "that's great, I'm so happy for you,"? Because he can tell when you lie. It's one of the many downsides of being in love with an ex-bestfriend. <<<<

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posted a quote
December 9, 2010 12:25am UTC

When I get a dog, I'm gonna call him SYNDROME, so when he jumps on the couch, I can say ThAnaandAndAbd
DOWN SYNDROME ! ♥
No offence to anyoooone !

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posted a quote
December 8, 2010 5:11am UTC

That's it. I'm over guys. I'm becoming a nun. I gave up on love a while back.

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posted a quote
December 8, 2010 2:55am UTC

I know you've
all heard it
before,
but I'm the type of girl who prefers guys as friends. For the whole no drama thing, but also when they play around and tell me how beautiful I am - I feel loved, for once in my life. Even though one is seventeen, and I am fourteen, another has a girlfriend who wants to kill me, literally, and another, I just wouldn't ever like that way anyway; even though I don't feel that way about them, and I know they're just playing around, it feels so much better to hear that from boys, than girls.

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December 8, 2010 2:27am UTC

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December 8, 2010 2:18am UTC

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December 8, 2010 1:34am UTC

So yesterday,
I was at bus lines alone with some of my best guy mates. I walked up to one of them and he says to me, "Don't come near me, I'm being chased by a madman with a water bottle, I don't want you to get wet." This guy is seventeen, I'm fourteen. "I said, I think I can risk it", so he grabs me in a bearhug and says, "Protect me !", and I said to him, "Noo, you're all wet !". he says, "No I'm noot ?" and I said, "Look down." He says to me, "Weeell, what can I say, you're just that beautiful". Right at that moment, I notice he has been watching this whole thing go down. Weell, thing is, he didn't rock up to school today. And he never misses school.

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December 8, 2010 1:19am UTC

Why ? Because I'm BLACK ?!

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December 8, 2010 1:00am UTC

Format credit to hollingsworthx
Hello, ladies, look at your man,
now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.
I’m on a horse.
I’m on a horse.
Well, yes. I am also on a horse.

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whatsfunnyis
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 4:03am UTC

feel my heart;
I think it's breaking.

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posted a quote
December 3, 2010 3:33am UTC

don't tell me who i am, because
unless i write all my thoughts down
on a piece of paper and hand it to you,
you don't even know half of my life.

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posted a quote
December 3, 2010 2:50am UTC

I love
you.
FUUUUck.
Why do i love you ?
format by peaceinpieces.

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posted a quote
December 1, 2010 4:39am UTC

If I died, would you cry?, he asks.
A few months ago, I would have, but I don't know anymore, I reply.
Oh, okay, is all he had to say.
♥

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December 1, 2010 4:39am UTC

If I died, would you cry?, he asks.
A few months ago, I would have, but I don't know anymore, I reply.
Oh, okay, is all he had to say.
♥

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December 1, 2010 3:48am UTC

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November 24, 2010 5:56am UTC

You all ought to be happy with yourselves,
YOU BROKE ME.
YOU FINALLY DID WHAT YOU MEANT TO DO,
SINCE THE BEGINNING.

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posted a quote
November 10, 2010 11:27pm UTC

Put your seatbelt on or. .
A monster named
Eddie will come out
of the forest for you
God I love my class.

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posted a quote
October 29, 2010 6:45pm UTC

i give up. i'm done waiting for you. she is using you, but you don't even care, it kills me to see you with her, but now i''ve found him, he is so much better for me than you ever were. they say a girl always falls for her bestfriend. you were mine, but she killed that. it takes all my strength to even look at you without breaking down anymore.

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October 11, 2010 1:19am UTC

She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens.
She smiles when she feels like screaming and she sings when she feels like crying.
She cries when she's happy and laughs when she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
There is only one thing wrong with her - she forgets what she is worth.
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