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  1. immaninja immaninja
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    The Twelve Days of Christmas:
    Harry Potter Style :]
    On the ____ day of Christmas at Hogwarts...
    12 Dementors
    11 Hippogriffs
    10 Muggle-borns
    9 Crazy teachers
    8 Ginger Weasleys♥
    7 Great Adventures
    6 House Elves
    5 GOLDEN SNITCHES!
    4 Magic Houses
    3 Headed Fluffy
    2 Dead parents
    1 Boy who lived
    {♥}

  2. XxShadesOfGreyxX XxShadesOfGreyxX
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    I think that it's so stupid
    that gays&lesbians
    can't mar ry.
    I mean honestly,
    love is love.
    Why try to stop it?
    Who agrees?

  3. x0x0nickiii x0x0nickiii
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:57pm UTC
    when people say.
    CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
    like yes i am obviously not going to say no now

  4. Because_Of_Him1742 Because_Of_Him1742
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:10pm UTC
    The 5 Biggest Lies Ever Told:
    1) I'm fine.
    2)Seriously, I don't like anyone.
    3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
    4)No! I swear I'm not lying!
    5) I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME, I SWEAR I'VE DONE IT!
    Pretty sure this isn't mine credit to whoever(:

  5. bellakayxo bellakayxo
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 7:37pm UTC
    I don't regret
    falling in love with you..,
    I regret falling so hard that I can't
    fall out of love with you. ♥

  6. ccx33 ccx33
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    I think that witty would be a great
    Study guide for boys on how to treat a girl. ♥

  7. lilladyy lilladyy
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 8:00pm UTC
    Dear Facebook,
    it was good while it lasted. . .
    Sincerely, Privacy.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. iloveeevee7 iloveeevee7
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 9:18pm UTC
    ---she's not a saint, and she's not what you think---
    *she's an actress*
    & she's better known
    for the things that she does on a mattress.

  10. stephy3k stephy3k
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    when a guy takes off his sweatshirt, and his tummy shows (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. kizzlepop kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 12:51am UTC
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  13. itslovex808 itslovex808
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 12:23pm UTC
    Have you ever wanted to
    tell your friend
    to
    STFU
    .
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -

  14. lostmybff lostmybff
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 2:13pm UTC
    fav if you ever lost a
    best friend. < / 3
    credit to newport_girl_7 for the format.

  15. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 3:27pm UTC
    It's gonna take allot
    To drag me away from
    YOU

  16. zachysgrls911 zachysgrls911
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 4:01pm UTC
    & I think of you ...
    & suddenly it's alright. ♥
    notmyformat

  17. hellogoodbye567 hellogoodbye567
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    You see THAT girl, yeah her.
    She seems so invincible right?
    But just touch her & she'll flinch.
    She has secrets & she trusts no one.
    She's the perfect example of betrayal.
    Cause everyone she trusted, broke her!

  18. Kenzie1197 Kenzie1197
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 4:48pm UTC
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  19. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    define good?

  20. il0vey0ux3 il0vey0ux3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    I haven't checked his profile in days.
    I deleted all of my locked messages from him.
    I don't check for him on chat every ten minutes.
    I don't constantly look at the pictures anymore.
    & I finally changed my computer background.
    I think I'm finally over him.

:)

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