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westcoastbabe
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July 25, 2011 7:18pm UTC

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westcoastbabe
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February 21, 2011 12:19am UTC

don't ever give up if you still want to try,
don't ever wipe your tears if you still want to cry.
don't ever settle for an answer if you still want to know.
don't ever say you don't love him if you can't let him go.
♥

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westcoastbabe
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February 2, 2011 9:37pm UTC

A husband and wife were setting up a password
for their new computer. The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife
fell on the floor laughing because it said "Error, not long enough"

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westcoastbabe
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February 2, 2011 8:58pm UTC

Time spent → in the shower;
25% -- Daydreaming.
25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
7% -- Washing hair.
3% -- Washing other body parts.

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January 23, 2011 1:15am UTC

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westcoastbabe
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January 10, 2011 11:57pm UTC

when elmo isn`t ticklish,
and pooh bear hates honey,
when tigger stops bouncing,
and goofy isn`t funny.
when peter pan can`t fly,
and simba never roars,
when alice in wonderland can`t
fit through small doors.
when dumbo`s ears are small,
and happily ever after isn`t true..
...that`s when i`ll stop loving you (:

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westcoastbabe
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January 10, 2011 1:45am UTC

if you dont GTL im not DTF. (;

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westcoastbabe
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January 7, 2011 2:26am UTC

I'm sorry I don't have glamorous hair, perfect skin, the straightest teeth, or the best body. I'm sorry I don't doll myself up all the time and that I wear those baggy shirts around the house. I'm sorry that I like to eat junk food once in a while and I'm sorry that I'm not a fitness guru. I'm sorry I'm not like some of the other girls. But the funniest thing of all,
is that I'm not sorry at all.

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westcoastbabe
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January 7, 2011 2:24am UTC

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westcoastbabe
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January 2, 2011 9:55pm UTC

I'm tighter than a face lift and flyer than a spaceship.
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westcoastbabe
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January 2, 2011 9:52pm UTC

life's like a piano,
the white keys representing happiness,
and the black keys representing the sadness in between,
but as life goes on you'll realize the black keys make music, too ♥

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westcoastbabe
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January 2, 2011 2:11am UTC

LESSON FIVE
When mad at someone: Buy them at kittycat,
Wait for them to fall in love with the kittycat,
then on a dark stormy night
punch them in the face.

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westcoastbabe
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January 2, 2011 2:08am UTC

LESSON FOUR
GTL

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westcoastbabe
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January 2, 2011 2:07am UTC

LESSON THREE
Smurf's actually live in fat roles

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January 2, 2011 1:20am UTC

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westcoastbabe
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January 2, 2011 12:59am UTC

LESSON ONE,
Boy's in fact DO have cooties!