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walkingtravesty
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June 20, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Only in America is there one day dedicated to each parent and a whole week dedicated to sharks f*cking sh*t up.
nmq

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walkingtravesty
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June 17, 2012 10:58pm UTC

Do you still like him?
I don't want to.
But you do.
Always
nmq/nmf

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walkingtravesty
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June 13, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Me: I actually look good today.
*takes picture*
Me: lol, nevermind.
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walkingtravesty
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June 13, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Be
Infinite

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walkingtravesty
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June 12, 2012 10:56pm UTC

Everyone: How do you make friends through the Internet?
Everyone: What if your Internet friends are really child molesters?
Everyone: They aren't real
Everyone: How do you know them?
Everyone: What do you mean you've never met them in real life?
Everyone: How do you-
Me: Shut up
nmq

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walkingtravesty
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June 11, 2012 8:53pm UTC

I still like you,
just not enought to keep fighting for you
nmq\nmf

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walkingtravesty
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June 8, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Friends: You should've come with us!
Me: An invitation would've helped.
nmq

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walkingtravesty
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June 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Things that annoy me:
•slow internet
•when the internet is slow
•when you're on the internet and it moves slowly
•the thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
• something that moves slowly called the internet
nmq

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walkingtravesty
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June 7, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Going on the computer inseatd of studying for finals
and accepting the fact you're going to fail them
nmf

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walkingtravesty
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June 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Ghost hunters: Can you communicate with us?
*Door creaks*
Ghost hunters: Oh so your name is William?
nmq

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walkingtravesty
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June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

If I start reffering to you by name, you're already my friend. You can't escape

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walkingtravesty
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June 4, 2012 4:50pm UTC

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I hate it when you say "I hate this song"
and someone goes "Well you have to admit it's catchy."
Yeah? Well, the plague's catchy but that doesn't mean it's good.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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walkingtravesty
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June 3, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Detailed list of people who find me attractive:
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• lol no one

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walkingtravesty
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June 1, 2012 7:42pm UTC

I miss you :(
You wouldn't if you bothered talking to me once in a while
nmf, followme(:
nmf/nmq
nmf, followme(:

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walkingtravesty
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May 31, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Nobody: You're cute and I wanna date you.
nmq

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walkingtravesty
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May 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
Relatives: Any boyfriends?
Me: No.

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walkingtravesty
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May 26, 2012 6:30pm UTC

My mom 4 hours ago: We're only staying for 30 minutes.

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walkingtravesty
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May 26, 2012 10:50am UTC

Me: OMG! Concert tickets!
Concert tickets: Way too expensive
Concert tickets: Too far away
Concert tickets: You're visiting your grandparents in Narnia that day
Concert tickets: 18 year limit
Me: But...
Concert tickets: No.
nmq

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walkingtravesty
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May 21, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*Walks into chair*
Me: Sorry.
Chair: It's okay

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walkingtravesty
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May 20, 2012 11:31am UTC

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