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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Mum: Tidy your room.
    Me: Okay.
    *mum leaves*
    *Chucks everything in wardrobe*
    Me: :)

  3. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Friend: Guess what?
    Me: What?
    Friend: Im going to meet one direction!
    Me: OMFG no your not!! Seriously??? How? Can i come? Omg how?
    Friend: Okay well my brothers friends girlfriends friends boyfriends play keyboard for 1D, so im like totally going to meet them, ya.
    Me: Ya, sure you are.

  4. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Me: *Saves a life, gets A in all tests, feeds children starving in africa, does all jobs, wins grammy awards, tidys whole house, gets into collage i want to*
    Mum: Well done.
    Me: *knocks water on floor*
    Mum: Right, thats it, your grounded for ever. And im taking your phone, laptop, and ipod away from you. Who on earth do you think you are? Go to your room now.

  5. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:57am UTC
    alliebabiiee's format
    How to annoy your parents:
    1: Follow them around everywhere.
    2: Talk to a pen constantly.
    3: Walk around on all fours shouting BARK now and then.
    4: Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you talk to while eating dinner.
    5: Run into walls pretending you cant see them
    6: Pick someones hair randomly then scream "DNA!!"
    7: While in the shower or bath scream as loudly as you can "HELP IN DROWNING!"
    8: Snort loudy when you laugh then laugh even louder.
    9: Walk into their room at 4 in the morning saying "Good morning sunshine!"
    10: Pretend your swimming on the kitchen floor.
    11: Switch the light button on and off for a few mins then say "Ohh i get it now!"
    12: Tap on their door all night.
    13: Trash your house then say "Im sorry mummy and daddy"
    14: Yell "MANGO!" everywhere you go.
    15: Cling onto their hands constantly saying "I see dead people"
    16: Moo when they say your name
    17: Say wearing clothes are against your religion
    18: Pretend to beat yourself up.
    19: Try and climb the wall, jumping, and every time you fail scream.
    20: Sit down, candles surronding you, chanting, pretending your doing a spell.
    21: Say your pet keeps making fun of you and whenever it comes near you run to your parents.
    Hehe:)

  6. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    kay guyss..
    Every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
    it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
    so we can see who eachother are.
    pass it on and sign your name:)♥
    lolgrl3
    molldolldove
    Linabinabae
    UND3R
    OMGreen
    ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    kungfupenguin
    JustDontJudge_WordsCanKill
    HeyLaaurenFace
    MayaStyles

  7. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    One day,
    Everything will all make perfect sense.
    So for now,
    laugh at all the confusion,
    smile through the tears,
    and keep reminding yourself
    that everything happens for a reason.
    Nmf

  8. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Life is to short
    To wake up in the morning with regrets.
    So love the people who treat you right,
    forgive the ones who dont and believe that everything happens for a reason.
    If you get a chance, take it.
    If it changes your life, let it.
    Nobody said it would be easy,
    they just promised
    it would be worth it.
    nmf

  9. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Treat me like a joke
    And ill leave you like its funny.

  10. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    My idea of the best friday night?
    Sitting on my laptop, on witty, laughing and smiling at quotes and checking out peoples profiles. Watching movies and TV shows on netflix with my bowl of popcorn and chocolate.
    Not partying all night getting high and screaming "YOLO!" every 5 seconds.
    nmf

  11. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:13am UTC
    Mum: Me and Dad have decided to cancel the internet for a month.
    Me: D:
    Me: :O
    Me: *Dies*

  12. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Me: Mom, Kate is mad at me again!!! :-(
    Mum:Why does she keep on getting mad at u?? Best friends shouldn't act like that!
    Me: *sigh* i wish i knew.
    Mum: You know what i think?...
    Me: What?
    Mum: Shes jealous. Because you have a sexy mother like me. Imsexyandiknowit.
    Me: No mum, just no.

  13. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Rosabelle
    Chapter One
    Positive.
    I threw the thin stick to the ground, and glared at the plus sign on it.
    After a few seconds, I finally took my eyes off it and took a third one out.
    And tried again.
    Looking at it, I'm left with the same result.
    "No!" I screamed out in frustration.
    "No! No! No!"
    I screamed as loud as I could, tugging at my hair.
    I knew my parents couldn't hear me over their shouts.
    I knew they wouldn't stop to listen.
    And I knew they'd be too busy arguing to waste a second
    of their lives to support me.
    "Harmy?"
    My head snapped towards the bathroom door.
    I breathed out slowly.
    "Yeah?" I called out hoarsely to my younger brother.
    "Are you okay?" He whispered through the crack of the door.
    I let out a choked sob.
    "Yup."
    "Why were you screaming?"
    I sighed. "I'm okay, Grayson. Just- just go."
    Silence.
    And then I could hear him quietly walk away.
    He didn't need to see me like this.
    I slumped against a wall, sliding down it slowly
    until I was sat on the ground.
    The tears slid down my cheeks freely now, not once stopping.
    I couldn't think of any pros of the situation at the moment.
    Suddenly, a thought hit me.
    I needed to tell him.
    I dug my cell phone out of my pocket, punching his number in.
    Settling the phone at my ear, my eyes slid closed.
    "Hi."
    I jumped a bit.
    "Noah-"
    "I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message, or don't,"
    I sighed, re-playing his husky voice in my head.
    That was the rough voice I fell for.
    The one that drowned with sweet words, making me melt.
    It was the voice that lead to my actions, our actions.
    That concluded with my pregnancy.
    I had to see him.
    He needed to know.
    Favorite, Comment, Follow ?
    you should read the prologue if you want to have a little sketch of what this story is about.
    Noah's reaction shall be followed.
    Want to be notified about the next chapter? Comment!

  14. kelseyrc43134 kelseyrc43134
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    72
    days until
    I start
    High School!


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. mark5e96 mark5e96
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Not gonna lie,
    a girl in a baseball hat is pretty freaking adorable.

  17. Peacock17* Peacock17*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 2:26am UTC
    I You'll be, You'll be my [♥][♥][♥]
    Superman,
    { { { { My Bruce Wayne
    You're Peter Parker
    Without his Mary Jane. >>>

  18. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    So I made this other account on here called HowToBeBeautiful.
    It gives you tips on how to be beautiful.
    But now, it might not be what you think it is.
    So don't go saying how wrong that is unless you check it out.
    It's just an account to... help people I guess.
    Plus I got bored and decided, why not?


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Ever feel like that one guy who texted you, only texted you
    because no one e l s e answered?

:)

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