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Hale_Storm18
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February 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC

I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer.
I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.

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February 22, 2013 9:50pm UTC

That awkward moment called Your Life

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September 2, 2012 11:16pm UTC

I speak fluently in song lyrics ♫♫♫♫

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w00t_w00t
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August 31, 2012 5:52pm UTC

If Fe=Iron, and Male=Man
That means Female = Iron Man
*Mind Blown*

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w00t_w00t
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August 30, 2012 5:00pm UTC

*At The Grocery Store*
Cashier: Would you like bags for these groceries sir?
Me: *To Self*: No B/tch, I'm going to balance these on my head.
Me: Yes Please
Cashier: Have a nice day
Me: Thank you -_-

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August 29, 2012 6:08pm UTC

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Normal Person: Doctor
Normal Person: Actress
Normal Person: Lawyer
Normal Person: Teacher
Me: Attractive

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woopy20004
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August 28, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

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w00t_w00t
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August 28, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Mom: You Need to smile more in pictures
Me: I hate my smile.
Mom: Just smile.
Me: *Smiles*
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Just keep your mouth closed in pictures.
-_-.

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w00t_w00t
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August 28, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Deleting school so I can focus on witty.

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August 28, 2012 2:36am UTC

Person: Can I borrow your computer?
Me: Sure. *DELETES BROWSING HISTORY, PASSWORDS, CLOSES ALL PAGES*
Me: Here you go.

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August 27, 2012 10:52pm UTC

*Flirting with crush*
Normal People: Hey cutie wanna go out sometime? ;)
Me: Can I touch your face?

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August 26, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Me Trying to flirt: Hi.
Them: Omg it talks!?
*Forever Alone*

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