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w00t_w00t

Status: Forever Awake.

Member Since: 26 Aug 2012 09:03pm

Last Seen: 9 Mar 2013 04:44pm

Gender: M

user id: 327589

27 Quotes
17 Favorites
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6 Followers
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  1. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    February 22, 2013 9:50pm EST
    Th​at awkward moment called Your Life

  2. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    December 11, 2012 7:23am EST
    Really hope I'm on Santa's naughty list this year.

  3. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    November 14, 2012 4:27pm EST
    Attractive person: *holds door open for me*
    Me: *starts mentally planning our wedding*

  4. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    September 2, 2012 11:16pm EDT
    I speak fluently in song lyrics ♫♫♫♫

  5. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 31, 2012 9:41pm EDT
    Saying ToyBoat 10x fast

  6. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 31, 2012 7:46pm EDT
    You may be hotter than me, But that makes me automatically cooler than you ;)

  7. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 31, 2012 5:52pm EDT
    If Fe=Iron, and Male=Man
    That means Female = Iron Man
    *Mind Blown*

  8. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 31, 2012 12:09am EDT
    When you realize you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a girlfriend/boyfriend.

  9. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 11:28pm EDT
    If no one is listening to me at home, I just raise my hand.

  10. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 6:06pm EDT
    I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive until I realized suicide is a crime

  11. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 5:03pm EDT
    If I have to put pants on the answer is *No*

  12. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 5:00pm EDT
    *At The Grocery Store*
    Cashier: Would you like bags for these groceries sir?
    Me: *To Self*: No B/tch, I'm going to balance these on my head.
    Me: Yes Please
    Cashier: Have a nice day
    Me: Thank you -_-

  13. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 30, 2012 12:06am EDT
    How I end a class presentation " So....Ummm....Yeah...."

  14. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 29, 2012 7:29pm EDT
    No Headphones: You can talk to me
    One Headphone: You can talk to me if I like you
    Two Headphones: F/ck Off.

  15. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 29, 2012 6:05pm EDT
    Hi I'm Awkward, And you're attractive.

  16. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 29, 2012 5:08pm EDT
    Crush: Hey.
    Me: Can I smell your hair?

  17. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 11:57pm EDT
    If you respond too quickly to a text, your desperate. If you don't respond quick enough, your an A**hole.

  18. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 11:20pm EDT
    When you look at the clock at 11:10 then again at 11:12

  19. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 8:37pm EDT
    1 world, 7 continents, 7 billion people. Don't let one person get to you.

  20. w00t_w00t w00t_w00t
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    August 28, 2012 6:18pm EDT
    I hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an Idiot waiting for a reply.
    Nmq.

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