vrandazzo's Quotes

vrandazzo
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 7:12pm UTC

But the difference
between her and
me, is that the only
thing I blow is my
bubblegum.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 7:06pm UTC

THAT MOMENT,
when you make a guy laugh.
S u c c e s s .
notmyformat.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 7:46pm UTC

VERRY SAD STORIIII!!!!!! IT WILL MAKE YOU CRIIII!!!!!!!!
boi: y r u crying??!?!!?!!!!!!!?
grl: i fink im preganunt:(
boi: ok i pull ow willy stp you get preganunt
boi: I PULL HIZ WILLY OFF 2 STP HIZ BRD GETTING PREGGURZ!!!
grl: I LUV U/33333333333!!
DIS IS TRUE LUV!
Like this if you didn't understand a word OR cry.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 7:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 6:35pm UTC

dear charlie sheen,
only 2 ladies? pshh, thats not "winning"
sincerely, tiger woods.♥
not my format;

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 6:29pm UTC

Dear Hollister,
i'm a size xl here, but small in every other store.wtf?
Sincerely, I'm not fat.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
April 17, 2011 9:21pm UTC

dear people from 50 years ago;
awkward silences without pretending to text? homework without wikipedia? friends without social net-works?
sincerely, mad props.♥
not my format;

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
April 12, 2011 7:09pm UTC

DEAR MATH TEACHER
Just because you explained it louder, does not mean that I understood it.
Sincerely, I'm not deaf, just bad at math.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 8:07pm UTC

THe BLinD GirL.
There was a blind girl who hated
herself just because she was blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving
boyfriend. He was always there for her.
She said that if she could only see
the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of
eyes to her and then she could see
everything, including her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you
can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl
was shocked when she saw that
her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.
Her boyfriend walked away in tears,
and later wrote a letter to her saying.....
"Just take care of my eyes dear.
I'll always love you forever.."
notmine

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 7:32pm UTC

- I am not a word
I am not a line
I am a girl that
can never
be defined.
♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 7:54pm UTC

Who else remembers
The weird way Tommy walked on Rugrats

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Quick Survey...*
Fave for Jersey Shore[♥]
Comment for The Real World["]

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 6:13pm UTC

♥ I don't care what they say
I'm In Love With You
They try to pull me away
ButThey
Don't know
The Truth
My heart's crippled by the vein that i keep on closing...you cut me open
And I Keep Bleeding
love...♥
-Leona Lewis
notmyformat.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 7:55pm UTC

We all have thatv
ONE FRIEND
That stretches
the truth about
Everything.
not my format;; credit to whoever.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 7:40pm UTC

♥ I don't mind spending everyday
Out On The Corner In The Pouring Rain
Look For The Girl With The
Broken Smile
Ask her
If She Wants To
Stay A While
And She Will Be Loved ♥
-Maroon 5
notmine

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 7:10pm UTC

not my format;;
just when i thought;
nothing good is going to happen.
youcameintomylife
❤

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
February 19, 2011 7:06pm UTC

We do it in bed.
On the couch.
In the car.
&Even in the bathroom.
Yup,
t e x t i n g .
(;
♥

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
February 18, 2011 7:49pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when there isn't toilet paper in your stall so you have to awkwardly ask the person in the next stall to pass you some..

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
February 15, 2011 7:48pm UTC

*~I'm taking → a survey.
comment; if you like lady gaga
comment; if you like justin beiber more
fave; if you would wanna see a panda juggling 7 bananas on a unicycle while a turtle was laughing.

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vrandazzo
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 6:13pm UTC

- Dude, She just called you Italian.
-Aw Hell no. Hold my iPod.
-What does that have to do with being Italian??
-Uhm.. Nothing.. Why?
-Oh.. Well I just thought since you're Italian, you'd be like 'hold my pizza' or something. . ."

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