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  1. volleyxo4oxlife volleyxo4oxlife
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 1:11pm UTC
    Gotta love Jon and Kate plus 8
    Kate: the little milk dud dude came to our table while lunch was
    coming... it really kept them happy until their lunch came.
    Jon: maybe I'll dress up as a milk dud
    Kate: I don't really prefer that.
    Jon: Then you could say "I married a dud"
    :)
    this is the episode when Kate & the kids go to chocolate world
    jon is so funny!

  2. oxemmaox3 oxemmaox3
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2009 12:34pm UTC
    The treatment mentally challenged people get is awful.
    I recently saw some quotes, that were very rude toward
    mentally challenged people.
    Even if it was a joke, they shouldn't have said things like that.
    It raised my awareness toward the rudeness of some people.
    My 15 year old sister is mentally challenged.
    But, she has an amazing mind. She is in the highest
    history class possible at our school. She always gets an A.
    She has an phenominal sense of hearing that I can't
    even begin to explain. She can listen to a song, and play
    it seconds later on her piano. She taught me how to spell
    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. She remebers almost
    drowning at the age of two. A year ago she and I attended a
    William's Syndrome Convention. She realized a couple
    minutes after we arrived that it wasn't just her imagination
    telling her she was different. She asked my dad,
    "Daddy, is there something wrong with me?"
    He looked at her for a minute and the replied,
    "Sweetie, you have a thing called Williams Syndrome."
    And he explained to her what it was. And she replied,
    "Does Emma have it too?" I then burst into tears and she gave
    me a big hug. They have the biggest, boldest personalities.
    At this convention they had to tell the kids to shake hands,
    because they were too loving towards eachtoher.
    As soon as you walk into the room, they make you feel better.
    They may look and act different, but that's just them.
    I am proud to call this teriffic person my sister.
    People may judge my sister and me for this, but I have learned
    amazing things from my sister. And, I couldn't be prouder.
    *True story.
    Please raise awareness of this. They are some amazing people.


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  4. amy5xx amy5xx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 11:02am UTC
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a red backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: red; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a yellow backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: yellow; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a light blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: cyan; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a purple backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    paste this in the source. peacee


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  8. xoBROKENhearted xoBROKENhearted
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 2:12pm UTC
    I*ran*up*the*door,
    I closed the stairs. I said my pajamas and got into my prayers.
    I turned off the bed and got into the light, all because you
    ♥♥♥
    Kissed me goodnight.

  9. beekybeeky2929 beekybeeky2929
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
    'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
    'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
    A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
    groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
    The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
    (THIS GETS BETTER!)
    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
    The women won.

  10. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2009 9:55am UTC
    MyDirtyLittleSecret #5
    He's my heaven, and I barely know him.


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  12. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm UTC
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    -Me
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  13. cpagirl cpagirl
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    Boyfriend: Just out of curiousity, why did you dump your last boyfriend?
    Girlfriend: I thought I liked him... but he always tried to change things about me.
    Boyfriend: There is only one thing I would ever want you to change about yourself.
    Girlfriend: Hmm... and what might that be?
    Boyfriend: Your last name.
    <3
    sooooo cute!
    ***NOT MINE AT ALL*** idea of quote does not belong to me at all! fades from All_Requests

  14. QuoteMakerxo QuoteMakerxo
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 3:44pm UTC
    A Bestfriend is someone who;
    >>At Age 5 we would fight over the prettiest barbie
    >>At Age 7 we would go on bike rides together
    >>At Age 12 we would laugh our butts off at the movies
    >>At Age 16 we would hold each other tight while one said that guy broke her heart
    >>At Age 30 we would be next door neighrbors and be outside with our famlies
    >>At Age 85 we would be in nursing homes getting yelled at for racing our wheelchairs

  15. juliiaaa_xo juliiaaa_xo
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 10:03pm UTC
    i'm not
    obsessed
    i just like to talk about you;
    & think about you;
    & dream about you
    & stare at your sn when you come on
    huh, look at that i'm
    obsessed
    i never knew
    (:

  16. oceans_away oceans_away
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 10:15pm UTC
    remember when we played barbies outside for hours,
    then my mom made us sandwiches and lemonade,
    then we watched blues clues. remember that?
    '- - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - - -o h y e s ,
    we had fun last thursday

  17. trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 8:47pm UTC
    Everyone says you have about 5 dreams at night.
    So, that's about 20 billion dreams a year.
    At least one of those has gotta
    be about me.


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  20. SHABAM SHABAM
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 5:26pm UTC
    "yes, i will have a funnel cake.
    it's a see-food diet.
    when i see food, i eat it."
    - j o n g o s s e l i n

:)

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