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volleyballoxox

1. volleyballoxox
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   I hate when people say you look lost, follow me. I am not lost, I'm just stalking your profile.
   
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2. volleyballoxox
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you find a cartoon character attractive...
   
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3. volleyballoxox
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   September 23, 2012 4:18pm UTC
   Has anyone else ever wondered why chili is hot and not cold ?
   
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4. volleyballoxox
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   September 16, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   *get a text message*
   me: I have friends
   me:*checks phone*
   me: ohh it's my mom
   forever alone
   
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5. volleyballoxox
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   September 16, 2012 2:18pm UTC
   What if me in black is real, we just don't know about it because they erased our minds.
   mind = blown
   
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6. volleyballoxox
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   September 15, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   I said maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
   
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7. volleyballoxox
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   September 12, 2012 6:07pm UTC
   I don't care if fall starts September 22, summer ends when i start school.
   
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8. volleyballoxox
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   September 11, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   username or password is incorrect
   how am I suppose to know which one is wrong if you don't tell me?
   
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9. volleyballoxox
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   me: *goes online to look up something for homework*
   me: checks facebook
   me: checks witty
   me: adds quotes
   me: reads top quotes
   me: favs quotes
   me: checks facebook again
   me: checks twitter
   me: checks tumblr
   me: checks witty again
   me: logs off
   me: what was I suppose to look up again ?
   
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10. volleyballoxox
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Getting shot in a video game and screaming OWWW!! even though you feel nothing.
    
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11. volleyballoxox
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    August 31, 2012 9:10am UTC
    Say they follow back........
    Have more followers then people they're following........
    Interesting o_O
    
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12. volleyballoxox
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    August 29, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    That moment when you have to pee but you're too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom.
    
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13. volleyballoxox
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    August 28, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    It has a mustache :{D
    
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14. volleyballoxox
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    August 26, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    I love when it rains because it gives me an excuse to stay inside.
    
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15. volleyballoxox
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    August 22, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder why keyboards aren't in alphabetical order ?
    
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16. volleyballoxox
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    August 20, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Most people are upset that none of these creepy usernames are following them but I'm kinda relieved.
    
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17. volleyballoxox
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    August 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    The saddest moment of my childhood was when Scar killed Mufasa.
    
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18. volleyballoxox
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    August 18, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    That amazing moment when a song describes exactly how you're feeling.
    
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19. volleyballoxox
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    August 17, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Feeling sick and asking your mom to sing soft kitty.
    
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20. volleyballoxox
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    when you dont have a top quote anymore
    me : well it was nice while it lasted...
    
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