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vizzi

1. vizzi
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 6:22pm UTC
   "There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end."
   Best frickin' story ever!!!
   
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2. vizzi
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   Spongebob: Patrick, grab the lid
   Patrick: Ok (Touches the bottom)
   Spongebob: No,The lid, the lid, the lid, the lid, lid, LID, THE LID, YES!! NO... UP A LITTLE... YOU GOT IT... NOW TURN THE LID...
   Patrick: I did it! (brags all day about opening the lid)
   I love Spongebob & Patrick
   
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3. vizzi
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2011 6:43pm UTC
   AT SCHOOL, awards ceremony:
   Alex: I hate how the P.O.P.U.L.A.R. kids only clap for their friends, not anyone else.
   Me: ya...i know...
   Alex: They only clap for their own S.P.E.C.I.E.S.
   
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4. vizzi
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   I HATE IT when someone makes a quote, that you can't even read!!
   
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5. vizzi
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2011 11:47am UTC
   the tiniest...
   mini...
   stupid... meaningless...
   repulsive...
   hatred...
   idiotic words...
   make me {{cry}} the most.
   favorite if this happens to you.
   
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6. vizzi
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2011 11:27am UTC
   If only Peace and Love could make up the world...
   
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7. vizzi
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2011 11:12am UTC
   Make Mistakes...
   Have fun...
   Because ONE DAY you wont be able to...
   ♥LIVE LIFE ♥ {{With no regrets}}
   
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8. vizzi
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 6:22pm UTC
   Has anyone else ever seen a BIG BLACK FUZZY on the ground, and thought it was a spider, and gets scared half to death?
   
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9. vizzi
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 10:29am UTC
   God made...
   BEES have stingers,
   Bulls have horns,
   Tigers have fangs,
   Bears have claws
   we don't have any of those things BUT,
   God made US with BRAINS...
   maybe we should use them..
   
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10. vizzi
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 10:07am UTC
    Favorite this if you've ever stared at someone's pimple until they feel intimidated?? Come on we've all done it.
    ( I wonder if the pimple stares back?)
    
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11. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    Peace.
    
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12. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 2:04pm UTC
    I am...
    Awesome weird, when i want to be
    Rough around the edges.
    Wild but SwEet
    Akward, in sooo many ways...
    Different
    a fighter
    OVER THE TOP!
    i LOVE LIFE
    WHAT MORE CAN I SAY!!
    
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13. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:41pm UTC
    Prank call #1
    me: Hey. ( in creepy voice.)
    my friend: Hi.
    me: Hi. ( in a creepy voice, again.)
    my friend: May i ask who's calling?
    me: Ummm...( acting panicked. Trying to think of something weird.) Its Anna.
    my friend: Oh heyy!!
    Im such a wimp!!
    
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14. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    Why must our mother....
    suffer?
    BE GREEN!
    and maybe we can get somewhere in life.
    
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15. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 1:10pm UTC
    The ever so classic saying...
    "OMG, IT'S LIKE THE MOVIES!!"
    
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16. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 1:00pm UTC
    That akward moment when the TV remote wont work and the TV wont turn on. U scream "OH MY GOD!!" or " COME ON" and u get soo angry. Then, in disgust, you get up and turn the TV, like you're life is ruined, and the worlds going to explode.
    
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17. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 12:54pm UTC
    1 billion quote!!
    
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18. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 11:38am UTC
    Does anyone else remember those days where swearing was like a si n, and that boys were gross and stinky??
    
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19. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 12:57am UTC
    Dad: No guts, no GLORY!
    son: Daddy, you shouldn't lie about what you dont have.
    
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20. vizzi
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 12:46am UTC
    ORANGE ELEPHANTS!!
    hOLY ShIZ, OnE CRawLEd UP mY BuTT!!
    
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